Randall Jeffries

Angel Reese is a better basketball player than Caitlin Fart

[Randall Jeffries @RandallJeffri3s]

Need

[Enes Kanter FREEDOM @EnesFreedom]

After careful consideration and reviewing the current eligibility guidelines,
I’m officially declaring myself a @WNBA prospect.

If simply declaring who you are is all that’s required, then I meet every single requirement necessary to compete in the WNBA.

My team and I have carefully examined the WNBA’s eligibility criteria and governing framework surrounding self-identification and inclusion. Based on the current guidelines, I can and am officially declaring my eligibility for the upcoming WNBA draft in April 2027.

I know my presence on the court will stir up strong opinions.
I am definitely not here to mock, make fun of, or disrespect any community or personal choices.
I’m simply asking that the current rules be applied equally to everyone — the rules that represent the very values many WNBA players and coaches have publicly advocated for.
My team and I are prepared to ensure these guidelines are applied equally, consistently, and without exception, and I look forward to the #WNBA honoring its stated principles.

See you at training camp.

https://t.co/zlwWpVF0Ou

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

WNBA 2026 ALL-STAR HIGHLIGHTS 🔥

[Randall Jeffries @RandallJeffri3s]

Absolute tea lemme tell you!

[JustFreshKicks @JustFreshKicks]

This pic goes hard.

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

Assembly complete. #RaiseHail

[Randall Jeffries @RandallJeffri3s]

@Commanders Legend in the flesh

[Billy Tinkle @BillyTinkle]

LMFAOOOO CLOWN CANT KEEP HIS COMPOSURE IN THE BIGGEST GAME OF HIS LIFE 😂😂😂😂

[Randall Jeffries @RandallJeffri3s]

@barstoolchicago FraudCat

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

🚨 Here is the full 42 minutes of my crew and I exposing Minnesota fraud, this might be my most important work yet. We uncovered over $110,000,000 in ONE day. Like it and share it around like wildfire! Its time to hold these corrupt politicians and fraudsters accountable

We ALL work way too hard and pay too much in taxes for this to be happening, the fraud must be stopped.

[Randall Jeffries @RandallJeffri3s]

@JOSHD0WNS nice loss

[Randall Jeffries @RandallJeffri3s]

@nazzobetweeting You’re a fat pig

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I assume you’re referring to my son, Xavier, who has a tragic mental illness caused by the evil woke mind virus you push on vulnerable children. I love Xavier very much and hope he recovers.

My daughters are Azure, Exa (she goes by Y) and Arcadia, and they do indeed love me very much.

[Randall Jeffries @RandallJeffri3s]

@GlamazonJay Racist ass. You look like roadkill btw in the most polite way possible 😊

[Randall Jeffries @RandallJeffri3s]

@JOSHD0WNS Karma

[Randall Jeffries @RandallJeffri3s]

#hottake Angel Reese is a better QB than Cock Turdy

[Randall Jeffries @RandallJeffri3s]

My Angel ❤️😍😘🥰❤️

[Shabazz 💫 @ShowCaseShabazz]

ANGEL REESE 2ND WALK #VSFashionShow

[Chris Bryant @HogfarmerChris]

THE REMATCH IS HERE!

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✅ Like & Retweet this post

The stage is set. Battle in Black, Commanders Nation! 😤

Winner selected at the end of the week. #RaiseHail

[Randall Jeffries @RandallJeffri3s]

@TinoFromTheQ 😭😭😭😭😭

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Charlotte Hornets announcer Eric Collins is calling the Panthers-Dolphins game on FOX and it has been electric. �

[Randall Jeffries @RandallJeffri3s]

Haha 6 7

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Young men confronts viral Chicago “Loop Puncher” who stands at 6’7” & walks around knocking out people in Chicago arrested over 20 times