Randee Blickenstaff

strawberry fields. nothing is real. ✨she/her

[Randee Blickenstaff @RandeeMarie21]

Nothing in life has felt 100% right since I saw Cats back in December.

[Randee Blickenstaff @RandeeMarie21]

The audacity of Walmart to have the softest line of pajamas I’ve ever felt in my life.

[♡ Andromeda ♡ @onyxsbloodrose]

Me trying to figure out if Rihanna is pregnant or not

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

“what’s your talent?”

midwesterners:

[Randee Blickenstaff @RandeeMarie21]

Thinking about the phase of 2022 where I sobbed multiple times a day over Pot Roast the cat from tik tok dying.

[linc @lincandescent]

omw to a reservation for 1 at olive garden

[lauren @winonaddict]

anybody wanna go Christmas caroling? We’re singing all the different la la’s from gilmore girls

[Randee Blickenstaff @RandeeMarie21]

@sydneyabdnour I thought the sameeeee thing during the Met episode

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

the “i voted” sticker stays on during sex

[just a lil tuff guy all along @liltuffj]

The sexual tension between me and my bottle of Tums is unmatched

[Randee Blickenstaff @RandeeMarie21]

All Reese's shapes are superior to the normal ones. However, the Christmas bells and Valentine’s hearts reign supreme.

I will not be accepting counter arguments.

[Randee Blickenstaff @RandeeMarie21]

@sydneyabdnour Feel dis.

[Randee Blickenstaff @RandeeMarie21]

@PhillyMeghan @CarlyyRaee MY WIFE.

[Randee Blickenstaff @RandeeMarie21]

@PhillyMeghan Literally.

[Randee Blickenstaff @RandeeMarie21]

@sydneyabdnour Just @ fig next time

[trash jones @jzux]

every group of friends needs that one person who’s like “look what i found at tj maxx”

[Alea @aleacabri]

Alice in Wonderland concept art by Mary Blair, 1951

[Joseph's Technicolor Memecoat (Follow Elsewhere) @JosephsMemecoat]

IT WAS RED AND YELLOW AND GREEN AND BROWN AND SCARLET AND BLACK AND OCHRE AND PEACH AND RUBY AND OLIVE AND VIOLET AND FAWN AND LILAC AND GOLD AND CHOCOLATE AND MAUVE AND CREAM AND CRIMSON AND SILVER AND ROSE AND AZURE AND LEMON AND RUSSET AND GREY AND PURPLE AND WHITE AND...