Randi Nicole

Queen of the awkward sunburns. Lover of pachyderms, good branding, and my 270+ nerdlets 💛 #KhanAcademyAmbassador

[Randi Nicole @RandiNull]

#ProTip: When making nachos, put a tortilla down on the plate beneath them. Trust. #BonusBurrito #NoCheeseLeftBehind

[Randi Nicole @RandiNull]

Partner took me to see the #ErasTourMovie less than 2 days ago. He hasn't stopped listening to Reputation since. The text messages are unhinged.

This is finally completely a @taylorswift13 household now. Only took a year.

[Randi Nicole @RandiNull]

@Lissielys As one of the original Kennon targets back in like 2014-15, I'm dead. 🤣

I distinctly remember a round of "Who would ever block Randi?!!"

[Randi Nicole @RandiNull]

@dabocla @bubbelspirit @WorstBestGamer @NoLieWithBTC It does matter when you consider the percent raise in tuition costs vs the percent raise in minimum wage.

I did similar in 2012, but I had 4 jobs and went to school full time, only reason I was able to make it out owing $2k is because those were not min wage and I lived at home

[Randi Nicole @RandiNull]

All I see here is "do the thing I want and I'll get rid of STAAR... bc we can just get rid of STAAR"

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

Texas parents and their children deserve the time and effort it will take to pass critical school choice legislation this session.

[Randi Nicole @RandiNull]

The couple sitting next to me at lunch is currently discussing what they would do during hometown dates if one of their 20-something-year-old daughters went on the #Bachelor.

Honestly, rooting for them in this imaginary space.

[Randi Nicole @RandiNull]

@TaylorAllen_55 No... but with that cabinet under its going to continue looking too high, you have space for a bigger cabinet or should lower the TV.

[Randi Nicole @RandiNull]

@k8roulette2 So the last time he covered was about when my current students were born... my current students who are selecting their highschool courses right now... 🤣

[Randi Nicole @RandiNull]

There's a sick irony in the fact that the only dress I had to wear for a student's funeral today is the same one I wore to work his graduation.

Check on your people. Please.

[Randi Nicole @RandiNull]

Had to turn my day date today into sitting at a cafe grading papers while they read a book and wait for me.... partner just said they were having "so much fun" without a hint of sarcasm.

That's how you do it.

[Randi Nicole @RandiNull]

@tideturns I love her.

[Randi Nicole @RandiNull]

...it was ripe for stealing. I was mocked mercilessly. "It's never gonna happen."

BUT IT DID. And now I have this beauty to gift my dad for Christmas after talking to someone's wife and getting her to get him to trade me.

[Randi Nicole @RandiNull]

I need yall to know I just finessed my way to a Yordan print from a Gnome at my new school's holiday Christmas party and it's beautiful.

I was told I would never be able to get rid of the Christmas Gnome, but I did it.

Every turn of white elephant I held up the gnome...

[Randi Nicole @RandiNull]

Romance is not dead yall.

[Randi Nicole @RandiNull]

Also half the barstaff keeps sneaking by to look at my phone for #WorldSeries updates. It's a great little night.

[Randi Nicole @RandiNull]

I'm in a wine bar for the third time in at least 3, if not 4 months. Each time I've come alone, had a snack, read a book, and just sat quietly.

The barback remembered the book I'm reading. The bartender remembered my wine preferences.

I'm coming here forever.

[Randi Nicole @RandiNull]

When you find out Lizzo is a Chapultepec girly 🙌🙌🙌

[LIZZO @lizzo]

Shipleys do-nuts, pappadeaux, chachos, what-a-Burger, taco cabana, cheddars, razzoos, Mai’s, Chapultepec lupita, Timmy chans, kolache factory, pappasitos, BITCH IM BACK

[Randi Nicole @RandiNull]

So you want to date a teacher?

*they also got a video of me laying on the floor behind my desk eating a bag of fritos and sour punch straws for lunch earlier

[Randi Nicole @RandiNull]

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[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had $183,504 in PPP loans forgiven.

https://t.co/4FoCymt8TB

[Randi Nicole @RandiNull]

@AntJanus Right?! Also, him buying my kids snacks? Big win.

[Randi Nicole @RandiNull]

A man asked me on a date where his entire plan is to take me to Costco so I can pick out bulk snacks for my classroom before my students show up next week. 🙃