Miranda

[Miranda @RandiSavage15]

I mostly just go to wegmans to scoff at prices. Then buy said things that I scoffed at

[Miranda @RandiSavage15]

@cheyennezimmer We got this 😏

[Miranda @RandiSavage15]

Who wants to help me build a pirate ship for my baby?

[Kaelyn @kaelyned]

Fellas, y’all have to try harder than a “you’re pretty”. The 38 yr old middle eastern men in my DMs have already written 6 poems and promised me all their assets

[Miranda @RandiSavage15]

What age do men get past the mind games stage? Asking for a friend

[mads @maddiemarshman]

u can’t only care about someone when it’s convenient for u

[SUMMER WALKER @IAMSUMMERWALKER]

you gotta be tired of playin games

[SUMMER WALKER @IAMSUMMERWALKER]

up yo vibration bro

[40 @40oz_VAN]

Never forget you don’t owe anyone anything.

[Miranda @RandiSavage15]

This gonna be me and Rylee frfr

[Toma ✨️ @Lucky_Leftovers]

My daughter said "daddy we are not friends with Brooklyn because she said I dress weird"

No questions asked now I got beef with a 4 y/o named Brooklyn and her father.

I dont make the rules to this gang shit. I just play my role.

[Miranda @RandiSavage15]

For sure taking a break from booze. Almost dying is a realll reality check

[Miranda @RandiSavage15]

Forever 3rd/5th/7th wheel

[Miranda @RandiSavage15]

@emwartin Sounds more like a nightmare

[Miranda @RandiSavage15]

Hiding from my child because she’s crazy and I need a breather 😂😂