𝕽𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖎 𝕽𝖎𝖊𝖉𝖊

I exist out of spite and I like what I like 🏳️‍🌈👩🏻‍🏭

[𝕽𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖎 𝕽𝖎𝖊𝖉𝖊 @Randizzle151]

I knew it would happened eventually because that’s how unions work but this first time lay off hurt a bit ngl. Onto the next just hope it’s soon.

[𝕽𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖎 𝕽𝖎𝖊𝖉𝖊 @Randizzle151]

“I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy”

[𝕽𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖎 𝕽𝖎𝖊𝖉𝖊 @Randizzle151]

Yo this graveyard shift shit plus having night class right before it is kicking my ass 😵‍💫

[𝕽𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖎 𝕽𝖎𝖊𝖉𝖊 @Randizzle151]

It’s well past my normal bed time while I try to stay up and flip my schedule for this week of night shifts and I am so tired already, send help 😅

[𝕽𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖎 𝕽𝖎𝖊𝖉𝖊 @Randizzle151]

Bruh I’ve been stuck in the bathroom calling every family member’s phone to bring me toilet paper for over 30 mins and nobody is answering. FML

[𝕽𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖎 𝕽𝖎𝖊𝖉𝖊 @Randizzle151]

11 days on the road was a lot and I don’t ever wanna take a road trip again 😅

[LYON COUNTY, NV @LYONOEM]

⚠️ Southern Lyon County (everything South of Hwy 50) has been included in the US National Weather Service Reno Nevada @NWSReno Flood Watch Sunday Afternoon - Monday Night for Hurricane Hilary. Please be prepared for heavy rain and potential flash flooding. ⚠️

[NWS Reno @NWSReno]

A special weather statement has been issued for Fernley NV, Silver Springs NV and Stagecoach NV until 5:30 PM PDT

[𝕽𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖎 𝕽𝖎𝖊𝖉𝖊 @Randizzle151]

I’m only 2 days into this 11 day vacation and omg this is what I needed. Haven’t really ever taken a decent chunk of work off since I’ve been a functioning adult working full time. Definitely strange but definitely good 🤘🏻☺️

[𝕽𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖎 𝕽𝖎𝖊𝖉𝖊 @Randizzle151]

Well shit, must be the Ely horse races if I’m drinking Pendleton 😅🤘🏻

[𝕽𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖎 𝕽𝖎𝖊𝖉𝖊 @Randizzle151]

Trying a new barber today 😬 the same guy has cut my hair since it’s been short, hopefully this goes well.

[𝕽𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖎 𝕽𝖎𝖊𝖉𝖊 @Randizzle151]

Damnit, I’m so ready but I know everybody else isn’t

[𝕽𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖎 𝕽𝖎𝖊𝖉𝖊 @Randizzle151]

So is this still called a tweet orrrr?

[Hodgetwins @hodgetwins]

Our current government is exactly who the founding fathers warned us about

[𝕽𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖎 𝕽𝖎𝖊𝖉𝖊 @Randizzle151]

I never thought I would say this but I am so fucking proud of my sister. Her life comeback has been REAL.

[𝕽𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖎 𝕽𝖎𝖊𝖉𝖊 @Randizzle151]

How the fuck is it hailing outside when it’s 80 degrees

[𝕽𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖎 𝕽𝖎𝖊𝖉𝖊 @Randizzle151]

I get a missed call & voicemail sometimes from the office of an apartment complex in Chicago, the phone # he’s trying & mine are one digit off & it’s the funniest interaction with a stranger so far away & I always call back to make sure that Patricia knows she has a package 😂

[𝕽𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖎 𝕽𝖎𝖊𝖉𝖊 @Randizzle151]

@zayners25 Shittttt in this economy, I should’ve 😂

[𝕽𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖎 𝕽𝖎𝖊𝖉𝖊 @Randizzle151]

This lady is really in the airport bathroom on speaker phone with some company placing an order and stating her card number, expiration date and security code out loud, in public 😅😂

[𝕽𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖎 𝕽𝖎𝖊𝖉𝖊 @Randizzle151]

@KribsChris Unfortunately you were not, but Ward was lol

[𝕽𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖎 𝕽𝖎𝖊𝖉𝖊 @Randizzle151]

That moment when you rap colt 45 at karaoke with your middle school principle. Gotta love Fernley 😘🤘🏻