Just Messing Around

"Nobody knows anything"
-William Goldman (aka GOAT, aka author of the Princess Bride)

[Just Messing Around @RandoFromNY]

"We must laugh in the face of our helplessness against the forces of nature — or go insane." -Charlie Chaplin

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

IS 👏 IT 👏 WAR 👏

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The United States has spent EIGHT TRILLION DOLLARS fighting and policing in the Middle East. Thousands of our Great Soldiers have died or been badly wounded. Millions of people have died on the other side. GOING INTO THE MIDDLE EAST IS THE WORST DECISION EVER MADE.....

[MAGA Cult Slayer🦅🇺🇸 @MAGACult2]

Looks like the perfect midterm ad

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Trump said we had to attack Iran because we can‘t allow it “to have a nuclear weapon.” Really?

This is the same president who, in June, said: “Iran’s nuclear facilities have been obliterated.”

Vietnam. Iraq. Iran. Another lie. Another war.

[Daniel Lambert @dlLambo]

Oman’s foreign minister says Iran agreed to “zero enriched uranium stockpiling.”

Within hours, Israel and the USA attacked them.

It was never about peace or uranium but about acting out Netanyahu's biggest bloodthirsty fantasy.

[Tommy Siegel @TommySiegel]

compelled to post this new yorker reject from years ago, for some reason

[ThePatrioticBlonde™🇺🇸 @ImBreckWorsham]

Imagine being stupid enough to blame bombing a country because they're a "nuclear threat" while still having this up on your own website.

YOU. CAN. NOT. MAKE. IT. UP.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

I know this isn’t the main story or key point today but remember that billions of dollars are being effortlessly expended today bombing a country, which Americans don’t support and no US lawmaker voted for. Remember that next time they tell you there is no money for healthcare.

[Catty @CatWomaniya]

Americans watching their tax dollars being used to bomb Iran while they set up a GoFundMe account for insulin.

[💕 Brittany Belle 💕 @BrittanyinTexas]

Funniest thing I’ve seen all day… 😂😂 https://t.co/ABve2Jj9an

[Steven Bonaventure x @absolutegazelle]

Carole is my winner of this year’s series. She’s consistently iconic #gbbo x

[Laura Jedeed @LauraJedeed]

Boy howdy am I having a lot of feelings about Afghanistan today

I deployed there twice--once in 2008 and once in 2009-10

It was already obvious that the Taliban would sweep through the very instant we left

And here we are today

[poorly drawn lines @PDLComics]

here's where

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

I got vaccinated for the same reason I chose ophthalmology as a profession: I didn’t want to end up in the ICU

[baggy 🥹 @plastic_baggy17]

Taking an ICU patient to CT