Kale Chip ✨

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[Kale Chip ✨ @RandoNeptunian]

i may be depressed but that doesn't mean i can't be full of joyous whimsy

[Kale Chip ✨ @RandoNeptunian]

like, she didn't want a muddy dog in her clean house, she wants her stepdaughter to let her know when she'll be late, and she wants her stepdaughter to have a social life. sure, babysitting isn't too fun when they're that little but every once in a while wont kill you, Sarah 😭

[Kale Chip ✨ @RandoNeptunian]

growing up is realizing that the stepmom in Labyrinth is being totally reasonable

[Kale Chip ✨ @RandoNeptunian]

@lynlizd retail 😔 going to college tho, the goal is coroner 🙂‍↕️

[Kale Chip ✨ @RandoNeptunian]

my work's been playing a lot of 80's music recently and it's really maing me wanna re-read take the money and run, like, i'm itching for ao3 rn

[Kale Chip ✨ @RandoNeptunian]

my parents are listening to Heros in the other room i'm sobbing

[Kale Chip ✨ @RandoNeptunian]

@byerscure supernatural, good omens, hill house, bly manor, and south park. also bridgerton. theres more but those are the ones ive watched the most of recently :)

[Kale Chip ✨ @RandoNeptunian]

@bylercl0uds four years past and im still not fully over it 😭 and their new best friend is literally in my speech class, i hate it here

[Kale Chip ✨ @RandoNeptunian]

@mik_hailo i've got one i'm still working on, it's a oneshot and i'm only maybe a third of the way through 😔 it's inspired by kill bill by sza if that gives you any hints 👀

[Kale Chip ✨ @RandoNeptunian]

@queermiffy and if i said all of the above...

[mei @kvromachi]

even if yaoi was fetishization i probably still wouldn’t care because im a bad person

[meli ☀️ @byerscure]

let’s do this one. last. time.

interact with this tweet if you ship #byler and you identify as gay, lesbian, bisexual, non-binary, trans or as queer in any way !! 🌈 i’m tired of the straight women allegations lol

[jp 🍃 @j4ypee__]

i have never understood the statement "i don't agree with homosexuality"like... people have been gay and it's an objective fact of reality, it's like saying "i don't agree with mountains" lol, the mountains have been there and will still be there after you die, you sound foolish.

[𐙚 bambi @bbambied]

people who don't understand intersectionality at this point truly irritate me. yes there is privilege in being a man even if you're black. yes there is privilege in being white even if you're queer. literally basics man

[mia. @lesbmnsg]

scenting is probably the best thing about omegaverse. yes i do want to rub my wrists and face on my lover like a cat

[Kale Chip ✨ @RandoNeptunian]

@emagoner surgically attatched to the bus- tragically employed, though 😔

[Kale Chip ✨ @RandoNeptunian]

@bylerity not to be #thatguy , but fun fact: it's actually a leftover from when women's underwear (combinations c. 1890's-1910's ish) were really lacy and frilly, with ribbons and everything. the frills went down as the layering did, but the bows and lace stayed :)

[ִֶָ @djormie]

pls don’t make me get a job

[mike wheeler shady facts ✧˖°. @bylerity]

some serious andrew in drag

[Kale Chip ✨ @RandoNeptunian]

@haenoia the heathers musical would change his life