May 26th 2016
10 years ago today the timeline was irreversibly altered
Let's honor one of the greatest meme runs in history. Drop your best Harambes here
An ederly Dallas, Texas man is going viral for his use of clever word play in an argument with two young women he left speechles 😂😂😂
“I don’t even work, I’m retired bitch”
Chris Brown once said, “I don’t understand this sht sometimes. Girls want a man that all the other girls want, but then when they’re with the man, they get mad because all the girls want him. The fck?”
J'ai demandé a mon vieux voisin le Pourquoi je ne devrais pas retourner avec mon ex ? Il me balance que :
Si tu vois le même arbre 2 fois dans une forêt c'est que tu t'es perdu
A group of Chinese students bought 7 Mac Minis on eBay for $1,600 total, connected them through Ethernet into one system and opened an AI financial office right in their dorm room.
Their first client was paying a financial advisor $8,400 a year. They charged $240 a year and did the same thing - only better.
Claude reads 10-K filings in seconds, builds allocation models without commission bias, runs tax optimization scenarios and models retirement down to the dollar.
A financial advisor on a $500,000 portfolio charges $5,000 a year just for existing - and 92% of them underperform a simple index fund over 15 years.
Warren Buffett bet $1,000,000 that a plain S&P 500 index fund would beat any hedge fund over 10 years. He won by $854,000.
Seven Mac Minis, one CLAUDE.md file and $240 a year replaced a team of analysts. First month - 8 clients, second month - 20 from referrals.
$1,600 invested once. The rest is just rows in a client spreadsheet.