Randolph Rutherford

Dawgs | Lovett ‘87 | Father of 3 | Rack enthusiast | Bag enjoyer

[Randolph Rutherford @RandolphRu20050]

No way a fucking Lovett grad just got drafted to the NBA. Need to lower the amount of picks in this thing. #shrink

[Randolph Rutherford @RandolphRu20050]

I think if Wyndham Clark was golfing against Bin Laden I’d pull for Bin Laden. #shrink

[Randolph Rutherford @RandolphRu20050]

Lawson Luckie snapping freshmen ADPi’s at UGA is the sole reason why we can’t win a fucking playoff game. Talk to girls your own age. #shrink

[Ryan “Gatortails” Kerrigan @dadondesmond]

Top 10 alcoholic beverage

[Randolph Rutherford @RandolphRu20050]

@LaneWood69 ΣΧ rush event must’ve gone south this evenin

[Randolph Rutherford @RandolphRu20050]

Just ordered this to my trip to Lenox this afternoon. Need to pick up my viagra from GNC.

[Jeff “Erson” Knox @jeffknox55]

I could be paralyzed and still find a way to turn off Zach Bryan

[Randolph Rutherford @RandolphRu20050]

One of the most relatable and honest tweets of all time

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[Randolph Rutherford @RandolphRu20050]

Umpire who made that horseshit call on Tre Phelps same official who called Tyler Simmons offsides. #shrink

[Joshua “Captain” Block @CaptainJoshuab]

I was varsity as a freshman tf am I doing with my life?

[Randolph Rutherford @RandolphRu20050]

I know an SAE goat when I see one. #PhiAlpha

[Randolph Rutherford @RandolphRu20050]

Happy Cinco De Mayo to all. Thankful we didn’t actually build that wall for first term of DJT so we can enjoy that kick ass Mexican food they make + fentanyl. #PhiAlpha

[Randolph Rutherford @RandolphRu20050]

Dropped my youngest off this morning at Lovett and saw a couple of my SAE buddies from PC ‘89 doing the same. Miss the days of railing lines off of chick’s assholes but this is a close second. #PhiAlpha #truegentlemen

[Randolph Rutherford @RandolphRu20050]

Liberals will find something wrong with this. Need Lovett camo and a motherfucking bag.

[Randolph Rutherford @RandolphRu20050]

Me (61) at my house when the Bama DKEs text me they have a Kappa mixer #touse #bag #ifitaintsnowingiaintgoing

[Randolph Rutherford @RandolphRu20050]

Having Kevin Hart and Pat “Cuss my fucking ass off” Mcafee at the Masters for commercialization is the equivalent to wearing a hat in church.

[Randolph Rutherford @RandolphRu20050]

this and a bag. #hashtag

[Randolph Rutherford @RandolphRu20050]

Colder than a witch’s tit this mornin’. Global warming my ass. I ain’t buying no damn EV with it this fucking cold. #maga

[Randolph Rutherford @RandolphRu20050]

What’s the deal with this gas? Need Don to get on it over there! #bomb