Kaptain Krusty

Small farm raising chickens, cows, trees and stuff.

[Mickey Blowtorch @MickeyBlowtorch]

Bring me strong cheese woman

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Someone filmed bats upside down and it looks like a goth night club 🦇

[Kaptain Krusty @RandomAsparagus]

I owe you so much, forever in debt

[Kaptain Krusty @RandomAsparagus]

If you don't have a friend that will drive 2k+ miles to help you out, you don't have a friend,
Love you Jake.

[Kaptain Krusty @RandomAsparagus]

@TONYxTWO Buy more guns

[Kaptain Krusty @RandomAsparagus]

@libsoftiktok They can't pass the save act, just a bunch of hot air.

[Kaptain Krusty @RandomAsparagus]

@MoundLore I can live without all of those. I'm getting a mule, a couple donkeys and 3 rhodesian ridgebacks. That's the plan.

[Kaptain Krusty @RandomAsparagus]

@__0HOUR1_ Repeal th 19th

[Kaptain Krusty @RandomAsparagus]

She died June 5th @ 5:34pm. I can't stop watching this.
https://t.co/T2wrdeBwcJ

[Kaptain Krusty @RandomAsparagus]

@__0HOUR1_ Pure Michigan

[Kaptain Krusty @RandomAsparagus]

@ministertr48881 @FenixAmmunition I start with my revolver at 50 yards, don't need a range for that.

[Louis vil LeGun @LouisvilleGun]

My wife when one of the kids starts getting snarky

[Kaptain Krusty @RandomAsparagus]

@GuntherEagleman Just cuz you're in them doesn't make them your movies.

[Kaptain Krusty @RandomAsparagus]

@FirstDoctor That first miracle guy must have been a real douche.

[Kaptain Krusty @RandomAsparagus]

@MrLeadslinger I had a rooster so mean, he basically committed suicide by continually nonstop running his head into a stick i was holding, I was just trying to glass deer. Meanest bird I've ever had. I miss him.

[Matt Couch @RealMattCouch]

City folks will not understand this at all… but those of us who grew up on farms will give this kid a nod and a smile.. 😂😂😂

[Kaptain Krusty @RandomAsparagus]

@SenMarkKelly Well then pass the save act dummy

[Kaptain Krusty @RandomAsparagus]

@MatrixMysteries If some people don't have to follow the rules, why should I.....

[Kaptain Krusty @RandomAsparagus]

Leave it to Trump to get people to protest clean water.

[Robby Starbuck @robbystarbuck]

I think leftists being mad about refurbishing a pool has to be the dumbest political controversy of the last decade. Just hilariously, unthinkably dumb.