Random British Alt Account

This is a random backup alt account just minding its own business. He/him.

[Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Insta & Facebook @theJeremyVine]

Anyone have a tip for solving this trouser issue?

[Kate Macintosh @macintosh_kate]

Johnson promises to extend right to buy to Housing Associations. It is hard to think of a worse policy.

According to the briefing from No 10 “too many people are spending huge sums of money in the private rental market". So why not control that market, as the Scots do?

[Adam Tranter @adamtranter]

Someone in my town has crocheted special Queen’s Jubilee bollard sleeves which may be the most brilliantly British thing I have ever seen.

[Dan Douglas @dandouglas]

every time i go to sainsbury’s local and put like half a basket of basics through and the checkout is like “£35 please” i feel like i’m going insane

[Tom @TomElliotW]

I share a house with 3 other lads and we pay rent with bills included.

Therefore our landlord will get the £200 bill reduction, but ALL of us will be charged the £40?!

So, the government lends £200 to the landlord, and the renters collectively pay back £800 over 5 years?! Scam.

[Sima Kotecha @sima_kotecha]

Here’s the letter authorising the evacuation of Nowzad charity from Kabul (including animals) signed by the PM’s Parliamentary Private Sec .. PM says he had no involvement so bound to raise questions why his PPS was writing this letter ..?

[Dr Philip Lee @drphiliplee1]

I ordered some Chinese food which was pretty spicy thinking Xian was in NE China, where food I thought was milder, and I don't think I've ever been schooled this hard by my dad.

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

Boris Johnson's search history from last night

[Nadine Batchelor-Hunt @nadinebh_]

NEW: Rishi Sunak accidentally went to Boris Johnson's No 10 birthday event

I'm told he was present when the birthday cake was served but was unaware it was going to happen as he'd gone to the room specifically for COVID strategy committee meeting. https://t.co/9FrNQSvgXD

[Jack @WorrallJack]

Pictures will come out if Boris leading the conga and he’ll try and say “I was at the front of the conga, I had no idea it was going on behind me.”

[Andrew Rosindell MP 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @AndrewRosindell]

Another day hitting the streets of Romford, with the hardworking Rush Green and Crowlands Conservative Action Team, Cllr. Viddy Persaud, Cllr. Robert Benham; and Cllr. Tim Ryan, supported by the @RomfordYC - @Labour are NOT winning here! 🇬🇧

[sue#NHSLove💙💙💙#FBNHS suesuezep.bsky.social @SueSuezep]

Two women received £200 fixed penalty notices after travelling to a reservoir for a walk around five miles from their homes

[jojo77 @other_mrs]

He SURELY can’t claim he didn’t know he was at his OWN fucking birthday party?

[Rachel L @rachlove31]

@PickardJE He literally told a 7 year old she was right to cancel her birthday party then had his own https://t.co/J0TALHLkMP

[Boris Johnson @BorisJohnson]

Josephine sets a great example to us all by postponing her birthday party until we have sent coronavirus packing.

Together we can beat this. In the meantime let's all wish her happy birthday (twice) whilst washing our hands. #BeLikeJosephine #StayHomeSaveLives

[Jim Pickard 🐋 @PickardJE]

the killer tweet that appears to end the debate

[Paul Brand @PaulBrandITV]

EXCLUSIVE: Boris Johnson had a birthday party during lockdown in June 2020 despite rules forbidding social gatherings indoors, ITV News has learnt.

Up to 30 staff celebrated in the cabinet room where Carrie Johnson surprised him with a cake, we're told.

https://t.co/2IEwZpjHR7