Random~Hobo🥀🧸💫

Hi i is a hobo🙃

[Random~Hobo🥀🧸💫 @RandomHobo6]

idgaf hearing your man moan is the sexiest shit in the world frfr if a guy moans a girls on him 2 seconds later saying “fuck me daddy” like yes papi moan for me😫😤

[Random~Hobo🥀🧸💫 @RandomHobo6]

Me: spends hours watching twilight and eating poptarts
My mom: your so lazy
Me: EXCUSE ME SHARON I WENT TO THE BATHROOM TODAY

[Random~Hobo🥀🧸💫 @RandomHobo6]

Getting over someone is hard but when you do I promise your gonna be so happy with someone new just keep your head up💞😚

[Random~Hobo🥀🧸💫 @RandomHobo6]

FUCK SCHOOL
FUCK HOMEWORK
FUCK TEACHERS
FUCK FAKE FRIENDS
FUCK PARENTS
FUCK LOVE
FUCK EVERYTHING
🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿

[Random~Hobo🥀🧸💫 @RandomHobo6]

I’m going to be a speed bump when I’m older... u don’t need a degree for that

[Random~Hobo🥀🧸💫 @RandomHobo6]

I can sit in my room and blast musi and cry for hours and as soon as my mom knocks on the door I dry my eyes and smile and act like everything’s okay, yeah I’m a great actor🤕💔

[Random~Hobo🥀🧸💫 @RandomHobo6]

Friend: What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done?
Me: well one time I got mad at my mom while she was in the shower so I flushed the toilet😬😂

[Random~Hobo🥀🧸💫 @RandomHobo6]

Love is having a billion pictures of eachother and looking at them when your sad bc just seeming their face makes you happier❤️💯

[Random~Hobo🥀🧸💫 @RandomHobo6]

So this girl has a problem with me and she told her girlfriend to drop me when I’ve known her longer and IVE DONE NOTHING TO EITHER OF THEM like wtf🙄😴

[Random~Hobo🥀🧸💫 @RandomHobo6]

My friend stole my phone and posted all this crap and I just wanna clarify PENGUINS ARE BETTER THAN LLAMAS 🐧>🦙

[Random~Hobo🥀🧸💫 @RandomHobo6]

Llamas are way better then penguins because logic

[Random~Hobo🥀🧸💫 @RandomHobo6]

If money can’t grow on trees then y do banks have branches?

[Random~Hobo🥀🧸💫 @RandomHobo6]

If a surgeon passes out in the middle of surgery would the others work on the surgeon or the patient

[Random~Hobo🥀🧸💫 @RandomHobo6]

How are vampires hair so neat if they can’t see their reflections

[Random~Hobo🥀🧸💫 @RandomHobo6]

Do Jewish vampires still avoid crosses?

[Random~Hobo🥀🧸💫 @RandomHobo6]

When u r bald what color hair do they put on it frivers liscense?

[Random~Hobo🥀🧸💫 @RandomHobo6]

Y the frick can it be partly cloudy but not partly sunny?

[Random~Hobo🥀🧸💫 @RandomHobo6]

Hayyyyyyyyyyyy

[Random~Hobo🥀🧸💫 @RandomHobo6]

🦙>🐧

[Random~Hobo🥀🧸💫 @RandomHobo6]

Yo yo yo