A Leaf

hi hello am singer boi for randomleaf

[A Leaf @RandomLeaf416]

My band has music finally! Go do listen is v neat & cool

[A Leaf @RandomLeaf416]

@noctepverum No you’re still a nerd get ripped

[A Leaf @RandomLeaf416]

@noctepverum Friend circles are for cool kids nerd

[A Leaf @RandomLeaf416]

Who the fUck unfollowed @noctepverum

[A Leaf @RandomLeaf416]

@kurtisconner Big same

[A Leaf @RandomLeaf416]

@adilcmusic @HipHopWeekly This guyyyy

[Brian Wecht @bwecht]

a thing I wrote for my job in 2011 and a thing I wrote for my job in 2021

[James @CaucasianJames]

hired a magician instead of a stripper for my buddy’s bachelor party

[A Leaf @RandomLeaf416]

I just want to emit the same level of chill as a capybara

[A Leaf @RandomLeaf416]

We truly live in a community

[Taylor Rivers @taylorivers]

no one:

long and mcquade employees:

[Amber @bloodberry_tart]

Retweet if you’re not afraid to have THE LORD on your timeline 😌🙏✝️

[A Leaf @RandomLeaf416]

@noctepverum Internet can't be very good there

[A Leaf @RandomLeaf416]

@noctepverum Nono not true

[A Leaf @RandomLeaf416]

Your parents did not love you if they fucking named you roarke

[A Leaf @RandomLeaf416]

If people actually had theme songs, where would the noise come from?

[Geezer Butler @geezerbutler]

sorry, couldn't resist this.......

[A Leaf @RandomLeaf416]

😁

[A Leaf @RandomLeaf416]

I don't care how nice your tits are. If you're not circumcised, I don't want it.