Goon Curtis

There is literally goon on my username, don’t expect an individual to look up to

[Goon Curtis @RandomMF_ESP]

@MrBeast 5 million pennies.

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@Krekkov Shall I add “scat” next to “boys” in the list of “things you’re most definitely not into”, sir?

[Goon Curtis @RandomMF_ESP]

@patchqork @wanderjegson What if instead of random shadows you made them form a central silhouette without distinctive features except for the scar, as if it were “the original” kenjaku or something, kinda like this (I suck at drawing)

[Goon Curtis @RandomMF_ESP]

@Fortnite! PUT ADAM SMASHER BACK IN THE ITEM SHOP! AND MY VBUCKS (now that I have some) ARE YOURS!

[Goon Curtis @RandomMF_ESP]

@Ali3nAlias The audience.

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@ShitpostGate I was compelled to create this: “So you are the greatest killer in modern Urath? OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY!”

[Goon Curtis @RandomMF_ESP]

@henrybadger19 I was compelled to create this: “So you are the greatest killer in modern Urath? OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY!”

[Goon Curtis @RandomMF_ESP]

@RealZego Yeah yeah the last of us or whatever

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I want to have SEX with a BEAUTIFUL WOMAN who is TALLER and OLDER than me and has a HUGE RACK and also LOVES ME! Then I’d do ANYTHING she asked of me! YES! THAT is all I’d want in life!💢💢💢

[Goon Curtis @RandomMF_ESP]

@Rukia1994443 Just comes to show the most oppressed group in society will always be bald men 😔

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@matthewarnone_ @rinboz Why she cosplaying the guy from

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@DistressDark

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@mobbleh “Furry” and “no fetishes” 😭🙏 oxymoron

[Goon Curtis @RandomMF_ESP]

@helldivers2 Well, we got silver and gold versions of the cape, but only silver version of the armor… Would a golden Helldiver stand out a little too much?

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@mst0fu Thanks Tofu! Had a lot of fun, but it’s just that I’ve been waiting for 5 days by now. I’m guessing you don’t have any fault in it, just bureaucratic process, but at the end of the day I still haven’t gotten those succulent credits, and I feel kinda insignificantly helpless.

[Goon Curtis @RandomMF_ESP]

@helldivers2 @Maplewood_tv Hey, I played MsT0fu’s same challenge things, won, gave her my account ID, and have not gotten any super credits, even after telling her, she just told me to wait patiently. That was 4 days ago, and while I had fun, I do feel scammed. Is there anything I can do?

[Goon Curtis @RandomMF_ESP]

@Helldivers_NOW “Even in death, I still serve” ahh build

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@helldivers2 @mst0fu Just joined in and finished the mission as Oriol_Curtis, got branded as a hero for being the only to extract. So much fun since I usually play solo! And I’m itching to see those credits on my account to buy siege breakers❤️❤️

[Goon Curtis @RandomMF_ESP]

@crumplednapkins