@hot_cocoa_girl@MusingsOfYouth My life would be 1000% percent better if I had never married my son's mother just to try to make it work with her and we had just got to where we ended up three years earlier.
@Ruesavatar@zeta_globin Wow, I didn't find any of my three ex wives this way!
(Friend's older sister, girl I was in love with in 7th grade both getting divorced the same time, and Tinder)
@brollAmerican@donboscomd@realboshek Ensuring that only one division ever has a division race and that the Dodgers effectively start the season in the world series in perpetuity.