A Completely Random Male Humanoid

King of the Most Holy Kingdom of the Moon

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If you want access to American markets, you have to hire American workers.

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@mattforney You are mostly right except about music.

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@kuchisakeonnax Does this work?

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@7trivia @Ann_In_AZ @DaveCromwell @yanks2228 @Big_puma1363742 @MoLV79 @joboken5 @ReevesHickman @suslabella @iamtheLEeGEND @SoFlaFF @grn_eyed_panda @Greyhond23 @dorisamantha @WilliamMarquar8 @0dinman @MikeObs029 @islesblogger Cruz finishes and inning starts another gets into trouble
Hill finishes that inning starts another trouble
Blackburn lets the runs score

Boone special

[A Completely Random Male Humanoid @RandomMHumanoid]

@7trivia @Ann_In_AZ @DaveCromwell @yanks2228 @Big_puma1363742 @MoLV79 @joboken5 @ReevesHickman @suslabella @iamtheLEeGEND @SoFlaFF @grn_eyed_panda @Greyhond23 @dorisamantha @WilliamMarquar8 @0dinman @MikeObs029 @islesblogger I hate hate hate this bullpen management

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@hot_cocoa_girl @MusingsOfYouth My life would be 1000% percent better if I had never married my son's mother just to try to make it work with her and we had just got to where we ended up three years earlier.

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@7trivia @Ann_In_AZ @DaveCromwell @yanks2228 @Big_puma1363742 @MoLV79 @joboken5 @ReevesHickman @suslabella @iamtheLEeGEND @SoFlaFF @grn_eyed_panda @Greyhond23 @dorisamantha @WilliamMarquar8 @0dinman @MikeObs029 @islesblogger I wish.

We'd sweep the playoffs if we had Judge Rice Ramirez

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@7trivia @DaveCromwell @yanks2228 @Big_puma1363742 @MoLV79 @joboken5 @ReevesHickman @suslabella @iamtheLEeGEND @SoFlaFF @grn_eyed_panda @Greyhond23 @dorisamantha @Ann_In_AZ @WilliamMarquar8 @0dinman @MikeObs029 @islesblogger Ramirez is killing us

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@DaveCromwell @7trivia @yanks2228 @Big_puma1363742 @MoLV79 @joboken5 @ReevesHickman @suslabella @iamtheLEeGEND @SoFlaFF @grn_eyed_panda @Greyhond23 @dorisamantha @Ann_In_AZ @WilliamMarquar8 @0dinman @MikeObs029 @islesblogger Would be nice if these could happen with a guy on instead of always solo shots

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@DaveCromwell @yanks2228 @Big_puma1363742 @MoLV79 @joboken5 @ReevesHickman @suslabella @iamtheLEeGEND @SoFlaFF @7trivia @grn_eyed_panda @Greyhond23 @dorisamantha @Ann_In_AZ @WilliamMarquar8 @0dinman @MikeObs029 @islesblogger Now Cole is having a shit game

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@DaveCromwell @yanks2228 @Big_puma1363742 @MoLV79 @joboken5 @ReevesHickman @suslabella @iamtheLEeGEND @SoFlaFF @7trivia @grn_eyed_panda @Greyhond23 @dorisamantha @Ann_In_AZ @WilliamMarquar8 @0dinman @MikeObs029 @islesblogger This offense is putrid.

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@joboken5 @suslabella @DaveCromwell @yanks2228 @Big_puma1363742 @MoLV79 @ReevesHickman @iamtheLEeGEND @SoFlaFF @7trivia @grn_eyed_panda @Greyhond23 @dorisamantha @Ann_In_AZ @WilliamMarquar8 @0dinman @MikeObs029 @islesblogger I do not like this Manzarro

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@omolxlu I'm not your buddy, guy!

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@Toms24601 @hubbard_charlie @LokiJulianus They are actually, since it's clearly a 14th Amendment violation

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We are watching and will collect all Moon debts that Earthlings owe us!

[maro @ProofofMaro]

If Earth is $350 trillion in debt, who do we owe money to?

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@eigenrobot These things often happen when you lend your credibility to lies

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@Clue1729 @TheCatholicEngr That's why this guy is getting the death penalty. The government wants Pakistan to be considered safe for tourists.

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@Ruesavatar @zeta_globin Wow, I didn't find any of my three ex wives this way!

(Friend's older sister, girl I was in love with in 7th grade both getting divorced the same time, and Tinder)

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@brollAmerican @donboscomd @realboshek Any alignment that lumps two NY teams and the Phillies together is absurd and you're dumb for suggesting it.

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@brollAmerican @donboscomd @realboshek Ensuring that only one division ever has a division race and that the Dodgers effectively start the season in the world series in perpetuity.

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@MichaelFKane @DavidARFerguson @planefag Here's the script page. Just happened to stumble on this forgot I had it.