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Ruth Bader-Ginsbaby cannot believe what you are saying.

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#PuppyBowl Kiki and Ajax

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#PuppyBowl Ellis and Violet are watching!!!

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@AlAnder96745110 if twoby4man is your name on wpn, your dead stack is legendary in this 1k gtd, won like 10 all ins in a row

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Donuts and a sausage roll #myplmorning

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@HenryLovesYou fuck you for encouraging me to google “harlequin baby”. Aside from that, I love you and lpotl.

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@WhoScored Bro he’s fast as fuck. Top 5 in the PL. not productive with it necessarily but speed is definitely a Mudryk strength

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@methodman can you please enlighten us? I listened to the podcast, I know you still love the show. https://t.co/Ppw6xslp3c

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@Billy I’ve wondered this for decades, were you an extra in Hoosiers

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@InStreetClothes you got appendectomy in your database? Wondering how long Phil Foden might be out for Man City

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@ManCity This is my official written request that you give official written permission allowing Doyle and McAtee to play this match.

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#ARKvsTEX #arkansasrazorbacks

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yo @ChickfilA why’d y’all short me a Chicken Mini

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@rockstarenergy do you make 12 oz cans? I drink way too much of your product, I’ve never seen it before, I got it at a super sketch store and it tastes weird

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@ChrisRyan77 @JabariJYoung @bryancurtis As a #MFFL who lives in NW Ark, Fox Sports SW isn’t on Sling which I use. OKC and Memphis are both closer but it’s the Mavs games blacked out on League Pass. It’s frustrating.

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Anyone got #AbsoluteProof of what this thing to the left of him is?

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@marcrod22 @netw3rk I can’t get the Mavs in Arkansas because Fox Sports SW and the non-cable companies are in a pissing match. I love watching the Suns and Kings but between Sling and LP I pay like $80/month for the right to not be able to watch my fav team

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@hiltonwiener @laurenboebert If anyone ever went to PragerU it was this lady.

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@kailah_casillas Forgot about them Dursleys tho

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DO 👏🏻 NOT 👏🏻 RUIN 👏🏻 JOURNEY 👏🏻 FOR 👏🏻 ME #TrumpsLastDay