Random Mom Texts

All tweets are actual texts sent to me by my mother. Names and faces have been changed to protect the innocent. And me.

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I just called Straight Talk. I couldn't understand the person speaking " India "

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LOL .. Mom said she can't imagine why the leader of Russia hasn't changed his name.. Putin
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6/16/2021... The day I thought my desk chair was a drone outside so I took out my hearing aids so I wouldn’t have to hear it - Ha ha 😉😳

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Yesterday at Gina's the old dining chair I was sitting in collapsed beneath me !!! She had got several for $7 at an estate sale. It split down the middle. I have some pains and a broken blood vessel in my hand but otherwise OK.. 😳😁

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Nothing in my apartment except frozen peach yogurt. I am too chilled to eat it.

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It's cold and pouring rain. I have all three heaters on.

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Good news 🥳 Mom can now eat in the dining room and have a toaster !!! She is happy and excited.

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I wish Cheetos were healthy 🙊

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Sara told me today that she has seen a grim reaper, a whitish human blob blow past her vehicle, two UFO's and felt a presence sit on the side of her bed. 👀

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Had a scary incident yesterday afternoon I returned from Walmart and couldn't remember how to turn off the car lights .. 😥

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👏I got a radio/CD player at Goodwill for $4

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1967 Plumpee. Looks exactly like the actor in Fantasy Island.

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I got a haircut today. It will look better after I wash it. Sara made lunch for us and mom . love you

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LOL .. I am taking selective hearing to another level by turning off hearing aids @ unwanted music 😉🥳

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Julie put two Arbys roast beef sandwiches in a paper bag to heat in microwave. The bag caught fire at 3 seconds. The sandwiches were not harmed.

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Do you remember the lasagna and ribs I use to cook ? They were good.

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I unintentionally left a stove burner on simmer from last night at 8 p.m. until 11:30 today. Thankfully no fire started.

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Nancy says hot water in showers causes hair loss.

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Do you know if Chick Fil A will have fish sandwich for lent season ?

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The Red Cross site says your blood type is rare. Less than 2% of the population has it.