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Harri Potter Fan Watches an Average of 27 Hours of TV Every Day! UK Celebrates #HoldTheFrontPage #RandomNews

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Woman Who Looks Like a Very Old Kylie Accused of Selling Cocaine! BBC, ITV, C4 and Sky to Bid For TV Rights #Exclusive #Exposé

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Boris Gorges on Chocolate - A Lot of Chocolate! Bottom Falls Out of World Stock Market #RoyalNews #Exclusive

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Peers Morgan Used to Drink 2 Bottles of Wine Every Night! PM to Be Replaced by Robot #GlobalNews #Exposé

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Abba To Appear in Episode of The Simpsons! Mayor Denies Involvement #BulletinNews #FrontPageNews

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Secret Scottish Sexpot Pushing the NHS To Breaking Point! PM Denies She Was Warned #RandomNews #CelebrityNews

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The Royals Banned by China! President Explodes #Comedy #BulletinNews

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The England Manager Gives a Mouse a New House in Powys! Religious Heads Come Together to Condem #Exposé #CelebrityNews

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Jemery Clarkson Repatriated to Hong Kong! Zombie Apocalypse One Step Closer #NewsHeadlines #RandomNews

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Jimmy Car Dishes the Dirt on Devilishly Dangerous Dalliances! Give Us a Break #Hollywood #WorldNews

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Peers Morgan Accused of Exaggerating Their Charity Donations! New Charity to Be Setup to Help Victims #HoldTheFrontPage #Comedy

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People From Singapore Says All-You-Can-Eat-Buffets Are the Cause of Their Weight! We Ask: Does Anyone Care? #Economy #Breaking

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Rio Considered Buying Manchester Utd! Unbelievable #Politics #England

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The England Manager Caught Playing with Plastic Barbie Doll! Wink! #Exposé #News

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Roland Rat Living in La La Land! M&S To Feature it in New Food Range #BlameBrexit #Exposé

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The England Manager Gatecrashes Ex-Lover's Wedding! Interest Rate Plummets #Newspapers #Hollywood

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TOWIE Cast Ate eight foot pythonFor Breakfast! BBC, ITV, C4 and Sky to Bid For TV Rights #Hollywood #ExtraExtra

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Beyondcé Lives in a Yellow Submarine! PM to Be Replaced by Robot #Media #Economy

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Jamie Gives a Mouse a New House in Powys! Led Zeppelin to Reunite #WorldNews #RandomNews

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Tabby Cat Accused of Ripping Off Backstreet Boys Hit Single! FTSE Collapses #FrontPageNews #News