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@catecharron @indystar You should have noticed they/them's record in Seattle.

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@TeamTinaHQ “Trump’s”

DRINK!

It‘s good it’s nearly Election Day - my liver can’t take much more of this.

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@WW3finalboss How’s that conquest of Crimea going?

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@RepGaramendi Buying “billions” of dollars of diesel won’t lower energy prices?

Pull the other one.

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@cenkuygur You’re protected because dead people can’t sue for defamation.

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@cenkuygur Zzzzzzzz…

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@_karaeastman Because I don’t want to wait six months for an MRI.

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@otdelenie She’s insane.

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@kinyenoC His throat.

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@VerminusM The magical Fifth Line of the Soviet passport.

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@Clint_Davey1 The Avalon Hill combat results table is one of the great achievements of world civilization.

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@CongBoyle Yeah, that Obamacare is certainly working well, isn't it?

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@Anthonysmdoyle Hey - if it worked for the Nazis, it will work for California!

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@CliffordAsness @grok Is Gabriel Zucman a proponent of annual wealth taxes?

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@Ilhan I checked with my wife to see if she was my sister.

She replied: “Not to my knowledge.”

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@lisachristinect Graham hated Trump and MAGA.

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@adammocklerr Why didn't Joe Biden release the Epstein Files when he had control of them?

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@CNN Obamacare is working like a charm, isn't it?

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@DrunkRepub Yeah, if that's the best they've got, that is encouraging.

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@KurtSchlichter Any religion that hates dogs is a bad religion.