Patchnotes Bot

A bot that generates random patchnotes for random software / Made by @MKVRiscy

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Changes added in latest Grand Theft Auto IV The Lost and Damned update:
- Severely nerfed killing abilities of bees, no more world-wide carnage when you get too close to a beehive
- Removed the Quit Game button on the main menu
- Now supports the Game Boy Pedisedate

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Changes added in latest DOOM update:
- Replaced entire games audio library with Postal Dude voicelines
- Improved the money laundering tools for the in-game marketplace
- The game now automatically notifies the police in your area for each confirmed kill.

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Changes added in latest Ni no Kuni II Revenant Kingdom update:
- Added +50% Invisibility to Vietnamese players
- Added Family Guy cutaway gags
- Driving vehicles will now cause players' CPU temperatures to rise because of global warming

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Changes added in latest Hollow Knight update:
- Added Nicholas Cage as a romance option
- Accessibility: Removed color blind mode
- Fixed bug where players in France didn't die immediately

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Changes added in latest Stardew Valley update:
- In-game buildings now have "creepy" and "wet" values
- Added lootboxes, but only for players with a history of gambling addiction
- The Murphy Bed has been made less lethal.

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Changes added in latest Five Nights at Freddy's update:
- Added brief and insincere apology to Leroy for leaking his personal information in-game
- Solid Snake no longer keeps you waiting
- New hyper-realistic artstyle

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Changes added in latest Elite Dangerous Odyssey update:
- Deleted the entirety of Florida from the game files
- Added memetic kill agent outside of bounds to punish players for leaving game boundaries

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Changes added in latest Cookie Run Ovenbreak update:
- Throwing your controller against the wall now wins you the game
- Eating food too frequently will now make your character obese
- Added Laugh Tracks

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Changes added in latest Half Life update:
- Added lootboxes
- Added TI-84 support
- Added NPC "Maneater Mildred"

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Changes added in latest Sonic CD update:
- Shortened length of game proportional to player skill level
- New gamemode: rap battle
- Added the V.A.T.S. system from the Fallout series

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Changes added in latest Plants vs Zombies 2 update:
- Added advertisements for NordVPN to the game due to sponsorship deal
- Added TI-84 support
- Added DK Bongos support

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Changes added in latest Sonic Adventure 2 update:
- "Become Enemies with Child" wish no longer appears
- English language option now uses British English
- Questline related to lemonade tasting has been added

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Changes added in latest DOOM update:
- Players with an anime PFP are instantly banned
- Removed Herobrine
- Look for XP codes on the back of Crown Prince Canned Sardines © tins!

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Changes added in latest Hiveswap update:
- Now requires Games for Windows Live (GFWL)
- Look for XP codes on the back of Crown Prince Canned Sardines © tins!
- New map: gm_7eleven

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Changes added in latest Your Turn to Die update:
- Questline related to lemonade tasting has been added
- Friends and family will no longer worry about you for playing twelve hours a day
- Added language support for Pig Latin

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Changes added in latest The Binding of Isaac Afterbirth Plus update:
- New map: gm_bigcity
- Heelys are now an unlockable item
- Removed Donda album from radio.

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Changes added in latest Mario Kart 8 Deluxe update:
- New map: Final Destination
- Fixed an issue where all voicelines were delivered in a Scottish accent
- Maynard James Keenan now makes an in-game appearance

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Changes added in latest Plants vs Zombies Battle for Neighborville update:
- New map: Chemical Plant Zone
- Major story changes: text added after final boss stating "and they all lived happily ever after. The End"
- Removed esoteric references to the number 42

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Changes added in latest Night in the Woods update:
- Now compatible with Windows 98
- Nerfed Morbius; he can now only morb one enemy at a time
- Added Microsoft Clippy as a playable character

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Changes added in latest Tekken 7 update:
- Removed mod support
- Furries can no longer pet the dog
- Now featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series