Russell Santos

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[Russell Santos @RandomRussell]

Lurn Nation - https://t.co/SLP285NF6T https://t.co/XmW1W1M09j

[Russell Santos @RandomRussell]

Just finished The Challenge, this morning I updated my weight, I already lost 4 lbs after 3 weeks of P90X3 and shakeology #Shakeology #p90x3

[Russell Santos @RandomRussell]

Just finished The Warrior of P90X3 last workout of the week #p90x3 #p90x #teambeachbody #TeamFearlessDreamers #TeamPosiTude

[Russell Santos @RandomRussell]

Just completed our CVX workout of P90X3 I can barley type after this workout #p90x3 #p90x #teambeachbody #TeamFearlessDreamers #TeamPosiTude

[Russell Santos @RandomRussell]

Just finished The Challeng in 30 minutes #p90x3 #p90x #teambeachbody #TeamFearlessDreamers #TeamPosiTude #tonyhorton #weightloss #BringIt

[Russell Santos @RandomRussell]

Trial run of Yoga X3 of P90X3 #P90X3 #p90x #yogax3 #crowpose #teambeachbody #TeamFearlessDreamers #TeamPosiTude #tonyhorton

[Russell Santos @RandomRussell]

Just completed our test workout of Agility X from P90X3 with my girlfriend Megan who is… https://t.co/3uKdyqJbq7

[Russell Santos @RandomRussell]

Why don't they make a new Christmas Story sequel with a present day Ralphie with his wife and kids?

[Russell Santos @RandomRussell]

Anyone else thinking of starting a fire?!

[Russell Santos @RandomRussell]

2 hours of Christmas shopping and all I got was gas

[Russell Santos @RandomRussell]

I'm so broke, even my cash gets declined

[Russell Santos @RandomRussell]

Suck brick kid! Oh Home Alone with your innuendos

[Russell Santos @RandomRussell]

If only you can 'block' people in real life.

[Russell Santos @RandomRussell]

Irony is when someone violently cuts you off and they have a 'Keep Christ in Christmas' bumper sticker all over their car. God bless America

[Russell Santos @RandomRussell]

I hear you like badasses, you know I usually eat the fortune cookie before reading my fortune...

[Russell Santos @RandomRussell]

Tell me what you want for Christmas and I will most likely not get it for you.

[Russell Santos @RandomRussell]

I feel like in order to engage with my customers, I have to hop on this candy crush band wagon

[Russell Santos @RandomRussell]

"Tis the season to be jolly." So much irony in this song these days.

[Russell Santos @RandomRussell]

This can't be real, Paul Walker is dead?!

[Russell Santos @RandomRussell]

Happy first day of Hanukkah bitches!