RandomScouseShouts

I find fault with everything, people burn me cap out and am a bit of a crank - get on it

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My eyes are like pissholes in the snow, I'm like a zombie with a hard on

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@scousebabe888 any pics to keep me amused on my train journey to ldn? Keep it scouse queenie eye

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Burnt meself in the sauna, me ears look like pigs ears that you give the dog

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I may have just sat on a bollock. My own bollock. It hurts

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#liverpooltrainers with a welsh griffin on them, lebron u soft cunt stick to shaggin white chicks

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Belter film that drive, wooled himself off not blitzin the bird tho, fuck her fella, ming

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Another picnic bar floatin in the work bog on dinner, time to ring the shit police, whoevers dunit must av an arse like a pringles tube

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@jesuschristftm 'hey baby ur so cute let's mt up XXX' fuck of #twittersnake, its a bragel ya soft cunt

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@jesuschristftm #twittersnake, meaning: a lad who wools himself off to random birds an ezzies on twitter callin dem babe and givin them XX

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#jewfood gilfiltefish are sound, might become a three be two just to eat them every Sunday

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No gym tonight just some light wrist excercises over #babestation instead

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@Fitzyfella an they say ££ can't buy girls!If he was that arrogant an skint dou realy thnk th birds wud stil be usin his head as a tampon?

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There is nothin funnier than dropin a bad fart in werk an tryin to keep a str8 face when all th birds are kickin off an baulkin hah prrrp!

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Just ate a banana the size of brunos cock, felt a bit bent puttin it in me mouth, will make up for it by goin the brass yard after werk

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Its much more acceptable for a bird to have a #fatarse than a lad, have u ever seen a normal size lad with a propper junk trunk?

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#breivik looks like a poor mans #davidwalliams, your goin to hell mate, shoud av had a wank instead

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A closed bog lid is an unspoken sign for 'do not enter, rusty water and brown mr whippy shit inside'

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Morning world! What shit have you got to throw at me today?

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An my prediction is u goin probably fall, either somewhere near the lobby or the hallway wall

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Back when #mark wahlberg was #markymark, this is how we used to make the party start - we used to mix in with bacardi dark