Sumthin Random🐐🌊 🐳

edited for @2Yard3 and @aidanurky ,part-time dumbass, proffesional exister.

[Sumthin Random🐐🌊 🐳 @RandomSumthin]

unironically enes kanter doesnt even get picked up by a team in the wnba man, too shit to compete with the rest of the draftees

[Sumthin Random🐐🌊 🐳 @RandomSumthin]

Its a shadow striker you fucking muppet, how hard is it to see hes playing two strikers to open up more channels? When odegaard was on the pitch he was having a feast sending balls in behind to Kai and Gyokeres. Its so obvious what Arteta was testing and yet you still complain

[Connor Humm @TikiTakaConnor]

Havertz midfield gimmick in 2026. Please stop. I can’t do it anymore.

[Sumthin Random🐐🌊 🐳 @RandomSumthin]

tzolis is fucking ridiculous. how is he so tidy on the ball

genuinely trossard 2.0

[Sumthin Random🐐🌊 🐳 @RandomSumthin]

VINICIUS BLOODCLAT JR!!!!!!!

[Sumthin Random🐐🌊 🐳 @RandomSumthin]

thats why odegaard is captain btw.

[Sumthin Random🐐🌊 🐳 @RandomSumthin]

fuck the 60 point deduction, make that decision at the end of the season, i dont want to hear any "arsenal were given the title". let city get bitch slapped in the title race, then you can give them the point deduction

[Sumthin Random🐐🌊 🐳 @RandomSumthin]

kyle anderson is the luka doncic of robert covingtons

[Sumthin Random🐐🌊 🐳 @RandomSumthin]

dopamine rankings of arsenal goals this season:
1. goal against sp*rs
2. goal against sp*rs
3. goal against sp*rs
4. goal against sp*rs
5. goal against sp*rs
6. goal against sp*rs
7. goal against sp*rs
8. goal against sp*rs
9. any other gyokeres goal (you pick)
10. gabriel header

[🕷️ 🇵🇸 @kae1enftbl_]

Dopamine ranking from the goals:
1. First Gyokeres goal
2. First eze goal
3. Second Gyokeres goal
4. Second eze goal

[Sumthin Random🐐🌊 🐳 @RandomSumthin]

So you mean to tell me sp*rs hired an objectively shit manager (based on his resume) a WEEK before the biggest match on their calendar and he rocked up with a three at the back against ARTETA?

so spursy.

[Sumthin Random🐐🌊 🐳 @RandomSumthin]

gojo satoru ahh sentence

[b @1bronclair]

You can tell when somebody is just a vessel

[Sumthin Random🐐🌊 🐳 @RandomSumthin]

we're about 2% more plastic fans away from twats seriously shouting that we shouldve kept willock instead of getting ødegaard

[Sumthin Random🐐🌊 🐳 @RandomSumthin]

dudes be so scared of accountability they genuinely turn into right-wing grifters instead of condemning their own actions lol

[Sumthin Random🐐🌊 🐳 @RandomSumthin]

got a feeling that Arteta makes it a point to go into the training center kitchen atleast once a week and tell the chefs how important they are to the club

"without you the guys do not run, they do not jump, kick, breathe, grow. you are their fuel."

[Sumthin Random🐐🌊 🐳 @RandomSumthin]

just in case anyone was wondering, billionares would sell their own country in an instant for 2 dollars more in profit, being patriotic is a rouse to distribute more hatred amongst the middle and lower classes

[Sumthin Random🐐🌊 🐳 @RandomSumthin]

City fans explaining their ffp charges

[Sumthin Random🐐🌊 🐳 @RandomSumthin]

Every time the arsenal "fans" get pissy about odegaard he starts on bench, comes on, drops a delightful midfield performance and the plastic twats go back into their caves

At some point you lot will have to learn to actually support your team, nasty cunts.

[Sumthin Random🐐🌊 🐳 @RandomSumthin]

I'm sure Øde is losing sleep over the lack of patience you have for him

[Sxnti @PeakSxnti]

After watching that Arteta presser saying Ødegaard always dropping deep is not by design, my patience level with him as grown thinner.

[Sumthin Random🐐🌊 🐳 @RandomSumthin]

Carragher is complaining that liverpool are going to play against good teams ... in the ro16 in the champions league? what was he expecting, a tie against watford? if you want the 3rd placed team to play against the 14th placed team, take atletico madrid mate, hope you enjoy

[Sumthin Random🐐🌊 🐳 @RandomSumthin]

if your argument is "okay but what if we disregard something", its probably not a good argument

[The City Shack @thecityshack]

Manchester City are a much bigger club than Arsenal and that’s not even controversial.

Take Arsenal’s FA Cups and what do they have seriously? They live off individual players that they’ve had in the past.

[Sumthin Random🐐🌊 🐳 @RandomSumthin]

tottenham (27 pts) are now as far off the top (arsenal, 48 pts) as they are above the bottom (wolves, 6 pts) #COYG