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[Rarity Rarenews @RandomestRarity]

Today's bout of RANDOM NEWS!!!! Local Lorinian surfer says he has a good feeling about tomorrow. Certainly nothing absolutely terrible could happen. Certainly.....

I have a bad feeling about tomorrow guys- The surfers are always wrong about stuff like this

[Rarity Rarenews @RandomestRarity]

Breaking news in Lorina today. We have a massive crisis on our hands. I just saw someone eating STRAWBERRIES ON HIS PIZZA. WHAT IS THIS!? WHY?!!!!!!

[Rarity Rarenews @RandomestRarity]

WELCOME BACK LORINA, We've got more RANDOM news for you. Today, at the local hospital, we've received word, yes yes. Indeed. It would appear that 10 whole cakes have been delivered to the Hospital over the course of one whole day. We're still unclear on the specifics

[Rarity Rarenews @RandomestRarity]

Today's RANDOM NEWS. Man with a cannon for an arm attempts to buy a chocolate bar from the local store. We attempted to ask for an interview, but he punched our head reporter and told her to get lost.

[Rarity Rarenews @RandomestRarity]

Welcome back to some RANDOM NEWS!!!! Today we've got a huge bit of breaking news! A fella in western Lorina put his shirt on backwards. He has refused to comment on this catastrophic event.

[Rarity Rarenews @RandomestRarity]

@InfernoCiviler He's getting this one too

[Rarity Rarenews @RandomestRarity]

Ayo, followers. This man's room is so drab, looking for ideas rn on how to spice it up. Do you have any images I can send him for poster ideas? Send em here

[Rarity Rarenews @RandomestRarity]

@Marley613 Its perfect!

[Rarity Rarenews @RandomestRarity]

Ha! This bozo can't get shit on me and just admitted it to my face! And he calls himself a PI and a reporter. Wow, isn't that just some bad news for you Barry. Boo hoo.

[Rarity Rarenews @RandomestRarity]

Hiding in his room rn. Its the most boring white boy shit ever. Bad news Barry, more like BASIC BITCH BARRY. Who designed this. They have no taste. I'll post a picture too.

[Rarity Rarenews @RandomestRarity]

Bad News? Yeah right, Barry you dont know shit about running a news channel or telling a good story. His fans keep telling me here that my news is too "Random" and "unhelpful". Well, I'll tell you what's random and unhelpful. This guy. I dont know why you even have fans.

[Rarity Rarenews @RandomestRarity]

Just to prove a point, I just walked into the GDMC building rn. Aint you supposed to be running the security here Barry? Where are you? Cause you're slacking in your job. I'm literally just here and- Oh shit ppl are in here. Crap. Brb. Will update you all later

[Rarity Rarenews @RandomestRarity]

Its time for some RANDOM NEWS, Hello Lorina. Random Rarity is officially BACK, with your most random news of the day!

Today we've got some amazing news for you. "Local dog steals a hotdog off of my plate" says one resident of western Lorina.