okay time to give my press conference about a cop being shot where i carefully don’t mention that it was another cop that shot him. but first let me put on my big ass star of david necklace
"We wasted over 1 trillion dollars, 60000 men and an uncountable amount of military equpment, and ultimately failed to achieve any of our objectives. But we killed over 1 million Vietnamese civilians, so we won, actually."
🚨 BREAKING
There are reports claiming that Argentinian President Javier Milei bet the country's ENTIRE GDP on Argentina winning their Round 16 match against Egypt.
Their GDP has now been doubled to $2.
Been watching GKR for so long that I forget most fanbases aren't used to their color commentator having a casual existential crisis in the 6th inning of a mid-summer baseball game