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I am not responsible for what I overhear

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I told my houseplants I’d try talking to them so they’d grow better.

They’re still dying, so… clearly the problem is them.

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@RupertLowe10 It really is a shame you allows yourselves to be disarmed 🤦‍♂️

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@porterairlines, when's your Winter 26/27 schedule come out? Need to book 4 flights to Orlando but you're not offering alot of choices right now. AC has a seat sale on right now, I'd like to fly with you, but I'm not sure I can pass up this sale. Dec2025 was great, where's 2026?

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@Dibol68037791 @flightradar24

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Saw @AdamKario's show on #StarOfTheSeas tonight, it was almost perfect, until he made me cry. So sorry your Dad is no longer with us Adam, but what an amazing talent he passed on to you. Your show wasn't at all what I expected, it was 100x better! Thank you for sharing your gift.

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@JayGenXer @KeelowSierra Bear spray, Canadian Tire ;)

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The things you see on live cams, love it!! 😂🤣😂
#MahoBeach #SintMaarten #HurricaneErin

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Abundantly colonized with fungi...

that's a mouthful and a half! 🤪

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@Tablesalt13 You can buy your way into some of the Caribbean Islands ;)

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Buttergate 2025

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Give her a decade, she'll grow out of it.

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We are considered the "healthy controls" 😂

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You can track your card via ICS...what the hell is ICS???

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Well let's see what kind of poo this leads to! 😜