Lisa Shorb

[Lisa Shorb @Randompnt]

@GovPressOffice What is wrong with you? Seek help.

[Lisa Shorb @Randompnt]

@GadSaad ❤️

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@johnrich @elonmusk can you make this happen?

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@iamrodneysmith @WhiteHouse That would be so amazing. I hope it happens

[Lisa Shorb @Randompnt]

@BTCinSpace @paul_jkrause Me too

[IT Guy @ITGuy1959]

Dear legacy media journalists:

In light of your Scott Pelley lunatic antics; apparently, you all need a reality refresher. So as a public service to your cratering brand, here you go:

1- You do not run the company that employs you. The executive management runs the company, subject to oversight by the owners and/or the stockholders. You are not part of that oversight process.

2- The company that employees you does not owe you an explanation of everything they do, especially with regard to personnel matters. In fact, your own legal / HR department will tell you it is problematic to discuss personnel decisions beyond a need-to-know basis.

3- People don't care who reports the story - they care about the quality of the story. Reading a teleprompter put together by the production team that did the story isn't the galactic-level skill you may think it is.

4- This one should be obvious, but when journalists are the story versus reporting the story, you all failed.

5- When you run a story that is critical of an individual, administration, or institution; allowing the subject of the story to comment ahead of time is not "injecting political bias into the story." It's Journalism 101, which apparently is no longer taught in Journalism 101.

6- We really don't care what a "former producer" or a "former correspondent" thinks about anything. There's often a good reason they are a "former" something, and that reason usually undercuts their credibility.

7- This one also seems obvious, but you're subject to - and only subject to - the same employment laws that affect everyone else in every other business. When the First Amendment was written, the "press" referred to the printing press, not some special class of citizenry that is exempt from laws that affect everyone else.

8- When you have a show that suffered one of the worst scandals in journalism history - revolving around the literal forging of fake memos - don't tell us it's a gold standard that never had a blemish in its history. You just look dumb when you do that.

You're welcome.

[Lisa Shorb @Randompnt]

@JonahDispatch This dog’s face! You better get with it!

[Lisa Shorb @Randompnt]

@omgsidewalks I named one of my cats Finn McCool. Irish folklore. It really fit my gentle giant. Good luck. I think it’s a baller name.

[Classic Learning Test @CLT_Exam]

One reason classical education produces more mature young people is because it introduces them to greatness early.

Students spend years around saints, philosophers, statesmen, poets, generals, and missionaries.

They grow up reading about courage, sacrifice, honor, discipline, truth.

Modern education tries to protect students from greatness because greatness creates objective standards. But young people desperately want standards.

They want something higher than themselves to admire and live up to.

[Lisa Shorb @Randompnt]

@Krissy_MeowMom So hard to lose a beloved pet.

[Lisa Shorb @Randompnt]

@salltweets @Meta @elonmusk

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@Avabelly__ Daenerys

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@TheDemocrats Not a chance

[Lisa Shorb @Randompnt]

@nickwakenc @DefiantLs You forgot the sandals

[Lisa Shorb @Randompnt]

Scary

[Daniel Di Martino @DanielDiMartino]

Abolishing private property in 2 easy steps

Step 1 - Rent control: Rent is lower than costs and taxes so you can't do maintenance.

Step 2 - Seizure: You don't have the money to do maintenance and the state uses it as an excuse to take your property.

[Lisa Shorb @Randompnt]

@her_eloquence Ridiculously entertaining

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@SenDuckworth @DanCrenshawTX Thank you. Much appreciated.

[Lisa Shorb @Randompnt]

@nicksortor @DLoesch @SharrellAnne2 Thanks for doing this Nick!

[Lisa Shorb @Randompnt]

@NiallHarbison Looking much improved. God bless you.

[Lisa Shorb @Randompnt]

@catatoniczombie @AuthorGFAllen Ellroy is one of a kind