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I like college football, dogs, maybe like 9 people, Jiu-Jitsu, Hockey, Dungeons&Daddies, ice cream, and a nice pair of slacks @HeyBethMay follow me?

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@SethMacFarlane are there Roger personas that even the audience doesn't know is Roger?

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Ugh my 1.2 million TikTok followers gone... #thanksobama #tiktokban #TikTokライブ

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@neiltyson hey I'm asking for a friend, if someone is stuck in a time loop, what study of science would probably produce the best results of said person escaping the time loop? Quantum physics?

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And episode 7 of #Dandadan has made me a grown man cry. The little girl looks like my daughter and I absolutely lost it. Darn you cartoon girl who doesn't exist and made me feel things.

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Just saw new superman trailer. Looks like it's going to suck so bad.
#SupermanMovie #Superman #dccomicsdoesntdomoviesverywell

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@SenTomCotton I know you're from Arkansas....but like are you Chinese?

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@jk_rowling serious question. Why no dinosaur patronus from a muggle born? How awesome would it have been if some muggle born wizard was in the thick of it against some dementors and then he casts his Tyrannosaurus Rex patronus!!!

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*Me while being attacked by a police dog.*
"What's it's name? 🥹"

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I'm convinced that if Michael Jordan wasn't so weak mentally he could have had 9 rings instead 6. That's why he's not the goat.
#ThinkDeeply #Goat #BillRussell #spacejamwasstillgoodthough

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New baseball Stat: Number of times made on base divided by Plate appearances. Then multiply that by RBI's. I call it "offense score."
Right now Spencer Steer is killing offense score with 7.059. MLB u may use this stat. All I ask is for a million dollars a year. #MLB #baseball

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Life update: My daughters have hit me 4 times in the groin this morning before 11 am.

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Let the record show Summer Lee is a misogynist. #rileygaines

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@AaronRodgers12 https://t.co/idJKWAWmdr

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The opening of Max's song could be construed that he's planning on being a gun to school. https://t.co/atUGpinQtc

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How ugly is Dillon Brooks hair? Am I right @KingJames am I right? No statement need about how wacky that hair do is.

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I've never been more proud of Twitter. You do good work @elonmusk . Also my check engine light came on. Can I have 100 K?
Who is your Twitter twin? 👯

@Randos18 = @WinstonPupppy

Randos18 and WinstonPupppy are Twitter twins!

#twitterTwin #toasteed
https://t.co/XfcWF8dT2a

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@ChadAlldredge @zachbraff In the best of ways

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@AnthonyBass52 @united No one cares

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@barstoolsports No they do not.

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@nyjets @packers so uh.....what's the update on the whole Aaron Rodgers situation?