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Too proud to hope, too weak to climb

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@piperocktheory It would be crazy to do a documentary about this run without having Spike so I'm sure he'll be in it.

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@JozuJoestarr Grodd is awesome, man. This show is gonna fucking rock and you're gonna love.

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@SlumRNA_Dog Men don't care if other men have a grudge against a girl they're seeing. If he's attracted to her and she's giving him attention that's all that matters.

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@Howlingmutant0 Everybody is undefeated in hypothetical fights.

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@mhudgg I was positive the dude on the left was Chris from Saves the Day until I read the text.

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@HankKnowsBall I'm a Jets fan and feel inclined to defend Brady here so that should tell you all you need to know.

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@Americanus63136 That's insane dude. I know so many people who have had nowhere near that many matches. Law of averages in your favor. One is these is bound to stick.

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@HawkEmDownChris Brian Gionta

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@steelpen487 @jarvis_best Bills are much closer to Cleveland and PIttsburgh than NYC.

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@jarvis_best Where would you rank Devils fans?

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That dude should be beaten to death with pipe wrenches for interrupting this game.

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@kylewearner Alex Caruso could be seduced by Bugs Bunny in drag

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One of my favorite jokes of all time and a testament to the comedic genius on display every day on social media.

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Happy 10 year anniversary to all who celebrate

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Answer: Her boyfriends sister.

"Who is every woman in her 30's only friend?"

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I'm at constant risk of causing a fatal car accident because I saw a colorful bird

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@Ferengi_Fiscal There's no appointment viewing or collective zeitgeist like there was before youtube and streaming. Nothing has the cultural power that network TV had in the 90's.

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@coldcallsniper Great post. What a ride.

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I'm gonna write "I'm also gay" at the bottom of my resume and apply to a bunch of jobs and see if anyone mentions it