Richie Rands

Reader, writer and rithmitikker. I'm a stand up guy, by profession if not by personality.
BBCphile, radio addict, cat person (by preference, not biology)

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And the Chomber of Sacrets

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Out of context Copilot advice

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Hey, fancy coming to see me make people laugh in the heart of Brighton on Monday 22 June? Details at: https://t.co/v8qCkvu9ZQ

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@sunsetsnepard @CSMFHT I didn't hide that, I actually flagged it. I'm not a great supporter of AI, like you I assume, but sometimes a gag only works as an image and I can't draw for toffee.

I don't monetise content, otherwise I'd hire an artist.

Just putting a gag out in the world hoping to amuse.

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Lesser known characters from The Iliad @CSMFHT

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Hey Duolingo, how do you take your coffee?

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It'll be the first time in 26 years he gets to skip leg day!

Hugh Jackman to Play Pirate Long John Silver in ‘Treasure Island’ Movie Directed by Ridley Scott - https://t.co/yMtZOtDVeb
@Variety @RealHughJackman

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Want to know what it's all about, see my contributor/fan video here: https://t.co/sSZFxmR9rB

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Spoiler alert if you're at @ItJustSo1 at the @RamComedyFest today. 1400, the Royal Standard, Derwent Street Derby
I think you can still get a ticket if you are quick.

Possibly even if you are slow.

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Incidentally I'm not actually affiliated with the production of the show, just a keen supporter and occasional contributer.
Don't let the quality of the video put you off the quality of the show, it's essentially fan art.

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An introduction to It Just So Happened at the Ram Comedy Festival Derby this Saturday. Hosted by Richard Pulsford

Well worth a watch. Especially for the me.

https://t.co/rofooD2jg0

@RamComedyFest @RichardPulsford

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@CSMFHT https://t.co/oqTIfpQRDF

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Also, could La'An's illicit knowledge of the Romulan genetic heritage, and Pike's knowledge of the Enterprise's destiny to discover it, be a temporal prime directive reason why she had to leave before Kirk's 5 year mission?

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@seanferrick @TrekCulture After moving house mid season I'm finally catching up with SNW and Ups and Downs and 4 1/2 Vulcans got me thinking.
You say Kirk was there to visit Sam, but did he not have the vibe of someone popping over to a friend's house when his hot sister's home.

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Side point though, as that's how I read it I then loved how Scotty earned the admiration, and 1 on 1 drink at the bar, Kirk originally pretended to.

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@cambridgepunted @fesshole I was just mentioning a related story, not giving legal advice, but I think sibling rights (and by extension nibling) are significantly weaker but not nothing.

But even without the legal aspect an omission can be seen as an accidental oversight. A penny legacy is a clear FU.

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@cambridgepunted @fesshole The lawyers/accountants got more than the kids.

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@officialnhaynes And the Dolphins worshipped Nereus else they, too, might be used as a subaquatic dustbuster.