MariaNora Armstrong

People are naturally good. They just forget until it's too late. And then some people just aren't good at all. So I guess it's a tossed salad.

[MariaNora Armstrong @RandumbWon]

Solid ground, if you look my way.#craigmarshall

[MariaNora Armstrong @RandumbWon]

It isn't that reincarnation is false, its that time is in a circle.#empathy

[MariaNora Armstrong @RandumbWon]

Twitter is for those times when what you want to say shouldn't be said out loud #Areyourboobiesreal?

[MariaNora Armstrong @RandumbWon]

@TheresThatSmile It's you, who makes US uncomfy. #seriously

[MariaNora Armstrong @RandumbWon]

I think I just realized I'm that girl that other girls describe as having a great personality...#notcute

[MariaNora Armstrong @RandumbWon]

In response to new co-worker saying"I hope I don't drive you crazy." I said"Oh, I doubt it." #IImeanttosay

[MariaNora Armstrong @RandumbWon]

If happiness is fleeting, I must be a Kenyan. #keepingup

[MariaNora Armstrong @RandumbWon]

I like The Carpenters, carpenters, carpet bags, cars, pets ... #nocoincidences

[MariaNora Armstrong @RandumbWon]

In my alternate timeline I drive a vespa.

[MariaNora Armstrong @RandumbWon]

I feel inclined to lie on the floor of my cubicle until someone walks by and finds me.#chalkoutline

[MariaNora Armstrong @RandumbWon]

they don't call me Maria for nothin'#