Yesterday was a big milestone.
Inside this 18-wheeler were 2 pallets of baseball bats.
These are not your average bats. These bats are manufactured with care by our proud American small business partner, POM Industries.
In addition to manufacturing self-defense products, @CarusoA7 and his team have offered to help us manufacture Main Street-defense products.
This product line is anchored with our "Not For Baseball" baseball bat.
It can be used to defend your business from NOT private equity roll-ups, NOT overregulation, NOT Chinese copycat manufacturers, NOT smash-and-grab hoodlums, etc.
There is a reasonable argument that every small business in America should have one of these behind the counter.
There is also a reasonable argument that this is just a bat.
Both of these things can be true.
You can grab one at the link below for a very special price. We recommend buying two - one for the office, one for the truck.
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I have been advised by counsel to say these are SOLELY decorative and you should take "NOT" literally and NOT skip over it. We bear no liability for your use of a baseball bat.
@gkra@chairmanwon The ones hollering about "capitalism has failed us" already want to do that.
The founding fathers really dropped the ball when they didn't codify harsh penalties for violating the oath of office.
@_____USA___@TrumpWarRoom Why would she need to win a primary? Democrats have zero interest in actually letting the unwashed masses select their candidate, and they haven't in several cycles.
@xristo_cRad@Zozomaaa@HustleBitch_ All the stupid safety interlock bullshit on them and no vent so they take forever to pour and three hands to operate.
@palmettoarmory I love where you're headed with this.
I'd be a lot more excited if all the cool shit y'all had at SHOT 2 years ago were already in production.