Randy Allen

Once drank a whole bottle of Open Pit Barbecue Sauce while wearing just my Teva water shoes.

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Whys everyone keep telling me its Erection Day? Isn't every day erection day? #confused

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Did the Baha Men ever figure out who let the dogs out?

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Used to call me shithouse

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How much money did Eli have on the panthers #Broncosmoneyline

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No dude should wear a turtle neck sweater. No dude

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I always chuckle when I hear someone frantically making a birds nest in a public b-room... #clenchthecheeks #muddscoming

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New Christmas cards coming out soon..

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I love to take all the condiments from chipotle to my table and not use them all.

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It's Friday

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This semester in a vine https://t.co/ufriZkJS7A

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Am I watching a preseason game in this 9ers Vikings game

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Interesting looking rock... #littlemaninthecanoe

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Guns N' Roses Live Era '87-'93 album really gets the blood flowing to my genitals #musictocrashyourcarto

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#fbf

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#fbf to Our maternity photos. Still cant believe Charleen shit that thing out after 14 months

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I hate people who back into parking spots #assbag

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#TBT

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Spending my valentines day with Palmala Handerson and her five friends #theartofonehandtyping

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The King Of Thrones @BurgerKing #royalflush

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Lard makes me hard