Randy Ashby

#GoBlue

[Nem @Nemzsi]

accidentally put my whole fucking heart into something that wasn’t fucking meant for me again fucking hell

[LLONER 🦅🪐 @eyojoel77]

Dating is dead because everybody’s replaceable when someone new is one swipe away. People don’t fight for relationships anymore. They don’t work through problems, communicate through issues, or grow together through challenges. They just swipe, match, and move on to the next person when things get hard. That’s why nothing lasts and nobody feels secure.

[maks ☆ @halfagsa]

mourning a situationship for a longer period of time than it actually lasted

[Randy Ashby @RandyAshby0]

I’ll just never be enough

[Randy Ashby @RandyAshby0]

Or drink a lot

[aether @bluewdrift]

Your death will come on an ordinary day, in the middle of unfinished plans and the world will continue without you.

So live a little.

[Randy Ashby @RandyAshby0]

3 fifths and I wonder how much it’ll take at this point

[Randy Ashby @RandyAshby0]

Tonight be the night I beat my record lmao. 2 fifths and some change in

[Randy Ashby @RandyAshby0]

At this point it’s not circumstances is a damn pattern

[Randy Ashby @RandyAshby0]

I’ve seen Michigan lose 2 playoff games and 2 basketball national titles in my lifetime

[HAWK @HawkEmDownChris]

True or False: You’ve watched your favorite team lose a championship in your lifetime.

[Randy Ashby @RandyAshby0]

I think tonight we gonna play the game of how much scotch I can drink before liver failure lol

[Randy Ashby @RandyAshby0]

Got the first down didn’t I?

[Reggie Chatman Jr. @ReggieChatman]

Every wide receiver after 6 yard gain on 3rd and 4

[Regina Phalange @ladelosmates]

Cómo vas a odiar a un animal que te agarra con su patita mientras ronronea

[Randy Ashby @RandyAshby0]

Single malt scotch is humanity’s greatest achievement

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Nobody talks about the personality shift in your 30s where you no longer want to be impressive, you just want to be rested, regulated, and completely unavailable to anything that drains you

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

one thing about cats is when you wake up to pee at 3AM, they will escort you to the bathroom, even if they’re still half asleep to make sure you don’t die

[Randy Ashby @RandyAshby0]

I haven’t been to a Michigan road game in years, I’m thinking Minnesota?

[Randy Ashby @RandyAshby0]

The world would be a better place if everyone got a cat and drank scotch every night

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

no matter how bad my day is, seeing my cat asleep in some weird position makes life feel less heavy.

[Randy Ashby @RandyAshby0]

@KalshiFB Braylon Edwards

[Randy Ashby @RandyAshby0]

Black coffee

[Food Hub @F0ODHub]

What drink goes best with this?