Ol' Dirty Randy

I like my women, like I like my coffee;

Without another man's cock in it!

[Ol' Dirty Randy @RandyFales]

Just a reminder that I am the worst person on Twitter.

(this should get me to 500 followers.......again)

[Ol' Dirty Randy @RandyFales]

@koshiz I'm just curious, is 186,000mg of sugar a lot?

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@HeatherInThe515 Don't know who your provider is, but if it is Unitypoint, I can recommend a PT who was great. I went to see her twice a week for 7 months, and looked forward to seeing her every time.

[Ol' Dirty Randy @RandyFales]

@HeatherInThe515 I broke my leg in 3 places 2 years ago, including the femur. I was in the hospital for 5 weeks and wheelchair bound for about 9 months. The grabbers were godsends! I also had Nordic walking sticks (which are longer) to help get stuff I couldn't get.

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@duffeyboy @WXMegs 8 and a half inches over here!

Wait, what are we talking about?

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@ChildersRadio My friend in College Station sent me this.

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@pfac51 Yes, but drink 4-5 Margaritas before hand.

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@iowaspeedway @KXnO1063 How many days till the Iowa Speedway goes into bankruptcy and closes?

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@HeatherRadio @DanWetzel @espn He did say "major". An Iowa State story doesn't rate as major.

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@ChildersRadio @HoundsChicago @usmlr @NEFreeJacks @WorldRugby So now you can understand Iowa's Kirk Ferentz' philosophy. It's all about field position.

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@HeatherInThe515 Now he looks like a cookie! Big sweet cookie!

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@duffeyboy Can't believe I just now saw your post. Davey Lopes and Reggie Smith were my idols as a kid, did not know he died. Also, he resembles Bob Kevoin (half of Bob and Tom), who just passed. Randy gonna go drinks some beers and piss on my neighbor's lawn today. That'll help the pain.

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@js_ace_football @ChildersRadio Dusty and Danny is #2, and I don't mean that as toilet humor. Those two shows back to back make my workdays so much better.

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@EliotClough I am for it. Dumb question, Elliot.

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@HeatherInThe515

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@RossPeterson_ Curious, what is the street value of cocaine? Asking for a friend.

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@SkiBreck5557 @ChildersRadio @SheaRalph Lazy fat joke. She was the second leading scorer in the NCAA and is an extremely nice person. She'll make more money in her college career than you will in 10 of your lifetimes, spoonlicker.

[Ol' Dirty Randy @RandyFales]

@Hassel_Chris @CycloneATH Well, at least he spent $200 million to erect Cytown.

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@TommyBirch Who can blame her for transferring? She's going to make more money in college than as a pro. Sucks for I-State, but it's a different playing field now. Instead of Cytown, they should put that money towards the programs.

[Ol' Dirty Randy @RandyFales]

@HawkeyeGeorge Apparently, you never been to the hood, yo.