Randy Petrouske

Lawyer, Wine Drinker, Steak Lover, TV and Movie Aficionado.

[Eli Berkovits @BookOfEli_NFL]

Christian Watson will be 26th in terms of guaranteed money amongst WRs...

Behind guys like Carnell Tate, Jordyn Tyson, Romeo Doubs, Calvin Ridley, Travis Hunter, Jerry Jeudy, and Wan'dale Robinson.

The #Packers got a bargain on this deal.

[Tazim Wajid Wajed @TazimWajidWajed]

CW9
#ReleaseTheFreak

[Bryce DeGroat @NFL_Convo]

Aaron Rodgers (0 Madden Covers)
4 MVPs
1 Super Bowl
12 Playoff Wins
10 Pro Bowls
4 Time First Team All-Pro
Made The 2010s All Decade Team

Caleb Williams (1 Madden Cover)
0 MVPs
0 Super Bowls
1 Playoff Win
0 Pro Bowls
0 All-Pros
Not Even The Best QB In The Division

[Randy Petrouske @RandyInSconnie]

@glenn_tunes @grok is this true?

[Seen on the Internet @FunnySight]

This is one of the greatest videos on the internet

[Dralone&_DR145 @draloneboy]

MAJOR BREAKING: Epstein survivors just announced they will release their own list of names.

“We know who abused us. We saw who came and went. This list will be survivor-led—for survivors.”

The government stalled.

Now the victims are doing it themselves.

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

So another deal that’s not a deal that’s a deal that’s not a deal that’s a deal that’s not a deal that’s a deal that’s a…surrender.

What a horrible fucking mistake this war was. People killed, economies destroyed, and Iran comes out stronger. Trump should be in jail. Again.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

HOLY CRAP Trump actually accomplished a miracle. Here is what he got out of Iran:

- Reduce its stockpile of enriched uranium by about 98%

- Limit uranium enrichment to 3.67% purity (far below weapons-grade)

- Cut the number of installed centrifuges by roughly two-thirds

- Only enrich uranium at one declared site (Natanz)

- Stop enrichment activities at Fordow and convert it into a research facility

- Redesign the Arak heavy-water reactor so it could not easily produce weapons-grade plutonium

- Ship out or dilute excess enriched uranium
Allow extensive inspections by the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA)
Permit continuous monitoring of nuclear facilities and supply chains

- Accept “snap” inspections under expanded monitoring rules

- Avoid building new heavy-water reactors for years

- Stay within strict limits on uranium stockpile size and centrifuge development for set periods ranging from 10–25 years

Ooops, sorry!

That was the JCPOA that Obama signed with Iran, only to have him tear it up, kill 140 kids, get hundreds of Americans injured, 13 killed, and gas prices to surge 50%.

[Johnny AGI @JohnnyAGI]

They loved Marjorie Taylor Greene, now they hate her.

They loved Thomas Massie, now they hate him.

They loved Lauren Boebert, now they hate her.

They made fun of Biden for nodding off ("Sleepy Joe), now they ignore Trump outright falling asleep.

They put "I Did That" Biden stickers on high gas prices, now they ignore gas prices being even higher.

They bragged about Trump being the no wars President, now they support war.

They bashed Biden for sending money to Ukraine, now they ignore Trump sending money to both Ukraine and Israel.

They demanded the Epstein files, now they bash anyone asking for the Epstein files.

To be a MAGA is to be a slave.

Not physically, but mentally.

They stand for nothing.

We're up against people who stand for nothing.

And with the most misplaced confidence you've ever seen, they try to tell us whats-what.

We shouldn't even acknowledge these people.

The Trump supporters that remain are mentally too far gone.

I don't even want to argue with them anymore.

[Randy Petrouske @RandyInSconnie]

@Wisconsin_fam An important game, like a playoff game? Big Show, and it ain't close.

[Randy Petrouske @RandyInSconnie]

@TazimWajidWajed 110%

[Isaiah Martin @isaiahrmartin]

According to this new Supreme Court ruling, total blue states like Colorado can draw an 8-0 blue map, Illinois a 17-0 blue map, and California a 52-0 blue map. Time to respond accordingly to this new conservative threat and give Republicans exactly what they asked for.

[Tim Denning @Tim_Denning]

> Be Keanu Reeves
> 61 years old
> Looks the same at 61 as 30
> Born in Lebanon
> Speed movie made him famous
> Had a thing for Sandra Bullock but didn't hit on her
> Wears basic clothes
> Lived out of hotels for many years
> Sometimes eats lunch with homeless people
> Okay being by himself & watching a movie alone
> Interacts with normal people unlike typical celebs
> Gifts motorcycles to his Matrix stunt crew
> Starts a foundation without his name on it
> Starts a motorcycle company because he loves them
> Now makes trippy movies like "Outcome"
> Plays in a band called Dogstar
> Taking a break from movies to tour with his band in 2026

And Keanu is still the kindest dude in Hollywood who is loved by all.

Keanu is badass.

[Randy Petrouske @RandyInSconnie]

@DivyanshT91162 Claude

[Tyler @TylerHerrick]

We’re being desensitized.

Don’t lose your empathy.

Watching people die on your phone isn’t normal.

Remember to take breaks, take care of yourselves, your loved ones and your community.

[Dan Orlovsky @danorlovsky7]

53 yards in penalties on an OT drive in the playoffs

That’s just bad officiating.

[Randy Petrouske @RandyInSconnie]

@TheCinesthetic Six Feet Under

[Matt Schneidman @mattschneidman]

Packers led by 10 in Cleveland
Led by 13 in Dallas
Led by 9 in Denver
Led by 10 in Chicago
Led by 18 in Chicago Pt. 2

They didn’t win any of those games.

[Randy Petrouske @RandyInSconnie]

@CinemaTweets1 💯

[CheeseheadTV 🧀 @cheeseheadtv]

Aaron Rodgers and Aaron Jones helping the Packers clinch the playoffs