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I had some real trouble at the grocery store convincing the security officer that life gave me those lemons!

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My @UberEats driver just smooth jacked our dinner. Called dude 4 times no answer. Enjoy those wings, clown!

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From first piano note to when he stopped singing. #nationanthem #SuperBowl #SEAvsNE #SuperBowlLX #SuperBowl2026

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@EricLDaugh He didn’t leave it behind. It was stolen from him. From her. From them. Murdered in cold blood by evil.

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Cousin powered!!! Let’s go @Mariners #TridentsUp

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Saw @RobSchneider tonight in Tacoma. Laughed my face off!!! Nice hidden talent there of singing!!

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Someone do me a favor. Help me find the hoodie the coach is wearing @TAMU @adidas @AggieFootball #TexasAM it’s got sarge on it.

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WALK. OFF. LETS GOOOO #TridentsUp let’s go @Mariners

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Motley crew of #TridentsUp excitement for the MARINERS…let’s gooo!! @mariners #tmobilepark #mariners

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This is what pops up on https://t.co/abag4viHrC when I try to go to a movie. Who let their cousin design this site?! @RegalMovies

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@ericareport

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The WAVE @Mariners #thewave

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@Mariners first game of the season ..better late than never !! #mariners

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@HobeikaMichael @PaulLeeDicks We’re not a democracy.

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@letsvava can we buy just the screen. And not a new camera. Our screen fell and now I can’t turn it on

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@OfficialJackson So the choice was obvious but it was like the DJ had like 6 records so he kept playing pop a top again. @OfficialJackson I kid you not it played like 7 times in a 2 hour stretch. …it’s burned in my brain as one of my favorite moments with my dad. We were cracking up laughing.

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@OfficialJackson And we laughed and talked about the lyrics but there were like 3 country stations out in the sticks where we were, like opera, one of those screaming religious channels and this country station…

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@Coach_JBush24 @cmfeeler @dodge1086 @21Cheez @Coach_BARRETT2 Valid

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@RaetzLisa @larryelder @MSNBC @nytimes @CBS @CNN You’re.

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@GeorgeTakei