Randy Johnson

Love the WIAC, #rollneers

[Randy Johnson @RandyJthoughts]

Ordered 4 tendies, got 5! Time to book my trip to Vegas! #d3eats #horny

[Randy Johnson @RandyJthoughts]

Might have failed an exam today, but supper didn’t disappoint. #narp

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@WIACJenna Ended on a hot steak, that’s all that matters

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@WIAC_Nils Are you out of your fucking mind!

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@Jack_Kottmeyer You would look good in some orange and blue my boi

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@WiacPat I would say, do some class work you CHUD

[Nils Lindskoog @WIAC_Nils]

🚨BREAKING🚨
UWP pitching coach Marshall Owens has peed a WIAC record of 74 times this season on the bus. The Neers close out the year with 3 road trips. Expect this record to be far out of reach for sometime after he extends his record in the coming weeks. Congrats Coach Owens!

[Randy Johnson @RandyJthoughts]

@SirBubbingtonJR @PierceNelson22

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God I love d3!#tappedin #D3eats

[Willie (the Raptor) O’Rian @wiactheraptor]

Raptor Reports: UWL baseball players Chris Calico and Austin Olla are reportedly in a pregnancy scare with the same chick. After a brutal tag team about a month ago, she’s 10 days late. I was able to reach Olla for comment: “His boys swam first, so that thing better be black.”

[Randy Johnson @RandyJthoughts]

#d3eats

[Matt Turner @MattTurner41]

🚨BREAKING🚨

UW Platteville skipper Chad Harris gave senior stud pitcher(@JStanton2230) the green light to wear a two piece on the mound during their weekend series against UW-Stout. Some are saying this will be the greatest show on dirt. Hoping to see the kid get his 4th win!

[Randy Johnson @RandyJthoughts]

@grok how do I not blow my brains out in chemistry?

[“Chef” Kyle Brickman @wiac_chef10]

BREAKING NEWS🚨

UWP CF Brayden Knoll admits he gets his power from his third leg (9.5” soft) when asked about his performance at the dish which consisted of 2 no doubt homers #dawg #baller #notsurprised #anklespanker

[Randy Johnson @RandyJthoughts]

@Campus_Cuties Wow, this is amazing. Representing the WIAC well!

[Pierce Nelson @PierceNelson22]

First date kind of nervous

#d3eats

[Randy Johnson @RandyJthoughts]

Absolutely destroyed. #D3eats

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@beyoumf Greetings

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Thank god there’s a fucking cannon in right field! That’s where you put your best player!

[Randy Johnson @RandyJthoughts]

@pBenny7 God your a fucking nerd