Randy Castrejon

School of hard knocks graduate

[Randy Castrejon @RandyLaCaFTW]

@soogz1 Hi

[Randy Castrejon @RandyLaCaFTW]

@lyft thanks to 2 drivers accepting my ride then cancelling 2 minutes before my pickup I’m late for work. #crapservice

[Randy Castrejon @RandyLaCaFTW]

@Ky1eKatarn Max Rebo band groupie. Has Rappertunies autograph framed.

[Randy Castrejon @RandyLaCaFTW]

@BillSimmons Go wander back to Boston, while you’re at it.

[Randy Castrejon @RandyLaCaFTW]

Thanks @Uber late for work again because 3 drivers canceled on me one after the other. Even after calling the first initial one early! Fuck you guys suck.

[Randy Castrejon @RandyLaCaFTW]

@BizNasty2point0 No way you last 30 more years on television. I predict you get fired in about 3.

[Jim Cornette @TheJimCornette]

Add Serbia to the list of countries smarter than the United States.

[Randy Castrejon @RandyLaCaFTW]

@Ky1eKatarn I’m hoping for live action Meeber Gascon to save the day.

[LA Kings @LAKings]

No tribute will ever be enough to describe what you mean to this organization.

Thank you for everything, Quickie 👑

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"Bart, I have a riddle for you. What's the sound of one hand clapping?"

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"Hello, Moe? We know you're the one behind this. So knock it off, or we're going to the cops."

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

I'll straight up send a shrug emoji when I vomit and a vomit emoji when I shrug, 'cause I'm a mystery wrapped inside a riddle baked into a conundrum and whatnot.

[Randy Castrejon @RandyLaCaFTW]

@davidbcooper definitely interested in a ‘obergruppenfuher wolfcastle’ commission. Just throwing it out there. #hereeeessssmcbain

[Randy Castrejon @RandyLaCaFTW]

@DarylEvans15 God Bless Her.

[Randy Castrejon @RandyLaCaFTW]

@NHLRussell @BizNasty2point0 It’s ok. @BizNasty2point0 always had a bonafide AHL career. I mean, wasn’t he sent back down to the minors on basically every NHL team he played for?

[LA Kings @LAKings]

A true King 👑

Dustin Brown, a two-time Stanley Cup champion and our all-time leader in regular-season games played, will retire from the NHL at the conclusion of the 2022 NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs.

🔗 https://t.co/jzeoTK2LM2

[WWE @WWE]

The WWE family will forever remember Scott Hall as a gifted entertainer and 2-time WWE Hall of Famer, a loving father and a dear friend.

[Randy Castrejon @RandyLaCaFTW]

@bill_buford @MaisonBobosse Thank you so much! It’s been an obsession to find out about this. I guess I have to visit Lyon to have one. Have a great day!

[Randy Castrejon @RandyLaCaFTW]

@bill_buford @DanielBoulud Wow! What a trip that must have been! To be a fly on the wall on that trip. Chef, is Sabodet seasoned typically seasoned with quatre epices and wine? Thank you!

[Randy Castrejon @RandyLaCaFTW]

@bill_buford Chef, have you ever had the French sausage, Sabodet? Thank you.

[Randy Castrejon @RandyLaCaFTW]

@bill_buford It’s so hard finding info about it. I’ve always wanted to try it. Thank you!