@wayofftheres@SCHEELS Before you know you’ll turn around admiring that new Night Force glass debating getting off the buckle and he’ll be monkey climbing that thing while it’s in motion!
@GavinNewsom Before you tax the most monetarily successful man EVER who has created 2 of the most successful companies in American history, can you please explain how you have spent taxpayer dollars wisely in your own state?
Stop asking for more money from ANYONE until you spend it correctly
My daughter was 9 and going into 4th grade as "the new kid". She had been an Army Brat her whole life by then. We were settling down. She didn't know anyone yet.
One morning, I packed her lunch and discovered we were out of Oreos, which was her favorite cookie at the time. So, I drew her "Phil, the Oreo Goblin", who always steals the last Oreo, on a 3x5 note card.
Not only did this cheer her up - it made her friends at school, because every day kids came to see what new cartoon she had next. There are dozens of these.
I just realized -- It is time to animate Phil.
One of the dogs shit IN my bed last night. I didn’t wake up.
I don’t have the words. 45 years on this planet, never even heard of that happening.
The Inquisition will be getting to the bottom of this after our third shower.
🚨 JUST NOW: SecWar Pete Hegseth is infuriating leftists by dropping this TRUTH BOMB at West Point
"You can't throw your pronouns at the enemy." 🔥
"Social engineering and woke ideology are fine for Harvard. Silly — but fine."
"On the battlefield, there is NO PLACE for them." 🇺🇸
Here’s your daily reminder that your tax dollars are going to men like this to run “daycares” who can’t even answer a basic question about the $2,250,000 they receive from our tax dollars
“F*cking million dollars, don’t worry about it!”
ARREST ALL THE FRAUDSTERS