Randy Levine

President of New York Yankees baseball operations.

[Randy Levine @RandyLevine1]

@ryanmc817 Definitely

[Randy Levine @RandyLevine1]

As president of Baseball Operations for the New York Yankees, I would like to apologize to the Yankees fan base. I have spoken with Hank and it seems like we are heading in the right direction for this club.

[Randy Levine @RandyLevine1]

@ryanmc817 Just so you know, once we get him out we’re taking back that $5 bill and investing it into the Machado offer.

[Randy Levine @RandyLevine1]

@ryanmc817 We are trying to lure him out with a crisp, brand new dollar bill

[Randy Levine @RandyLevine1]

@ryanmc817 As of right now, Hal has barricaded himself inside the bathroom and will not step out to sign over the control of the team to Hank. We are doing everything we can to get this done for you the fans.

[Randy Levine @RandyLevine1]

@HaISteinbrener Cashman does not like you, Hal

[Randy Levine @RandyLevine1]

@HaISteinbrener Boo

[Randy Levine @RandyLevine1]

This just in, Hal wants me to reuse the toilet paper in the office. He has expressed that “it’s lavender scented, so we must make it last as long as possible.”

[Randy Levine @RandyLevine1]

@hanksteinbrenne That’s why you should be in charge, Hank

[Randy Levine @RandyLevine1]

@hanksteinbrenne Hal needs to go

[Randy Levine @RandyLevine1]

@SimonettiSource I’m going to get you a job in the Yankees FO. You know what you’re talking about, son