Tommy

Murder me by the sea, $afe House, and World Class Garbage founder, DOOM 4 Ever

[Tommy @RandySlabage]

I said bitch my only problem is you

[Tommy @RandySlabage]

Shout out to balls of fury being in house of the Dragon that’s fucking sick. He went from Randy Daytona to whatever his character’s name is now.

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Pat Riley shouts out Bam Adebayo

“I don’t wanna get knocked out” 😅

[Miami HEAT @MiamiHEAT]

Meant to be 🔥

[P @theogpooh]

We in a dookiedemic and I don’t see toilet paper flying off the shelves like during Covid???

[Tommy @RandySlabage]

@emmitonair Jason Witten

[Tommy @RandySlabage]

Leg press is pussy shit I just hit 640 on my last set for 5 easy. I would of hit squats like a real man but I fucked my neck up

[Tommy @RandySlabage]

Do you wanna know what it’s like being a dude? I’m pretty sure I just met my best friend at Walgreens because I was vibing to a song inside the store and he was hyping me up and then when I went to leave the store, he was bumping one of my favorite songs in his whip.

[Tommy @RandySlabage]

I just saw a kid at Walmart waiting for his family to come out of the bathroom and I came out and I said bro to freak them out go in there and go and start making sex noises. It’ll freak them the fuck out and without hesitation he went and did it.

[Tommy @RandySlabage]

I feel like most white hip-hop heads should shut the fuck up because the extent of their hip-hop knowledge only has to do with music. And not only that it’s like De La Soul and the Wu-Tang Clan and that’s it. That’s all they know.

[Tommy @RandySlabage]

Tyler Hero is a pussy, I said get him off the team 5 years ago. I took it back cause he played well at some points but he was who I thought he was.

[Tommy @RandySlabage]

@BrooklynGrayXXX Are we supposed to like aperol spritz? Because it taste like plastic to me.

[Tommy @RandySlabage]

Hell yeah

[𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉 @HeatvsHaters]

Tim Hardaway Jr WILL get to wear number 10.

Tim Hardaway Sr. changed his mind 🔥

(via @Anthony_Chiang @TheJaxShow)

[Tommy @RandySlabage]

Edible straight kicked my ass yesterday

[Tommy @RandySlabage]

I can’t remember the year, but the year we knocked the Bucks out of the playoffs in the first round Giannis has wanted to come to the Heat. Don’t tell me how I know it’s just a feeling.

[Tommy @RandySlabage]

Thank God, Pat, you did it

[Heat Nation @HeatNationCom]

Giannis via Instagram just now 🤔

[Tommy @RandySlabage]

Saber typh toogas

[Tommy @RandySlabage]

I ain’t playing witcha bitch

[Tim Reynolds @ByTimReynolds]

Happy @chrisbosh Got A Rebound And Ray Allen Made A Shot Day to all who celebrate.

[Tommy @RandySlabage]

You ever do calf raises at the gym and then on the way home you can’t break your car normal?