Ian Solecki

I have dabbled in astrophysics, stock car racing, electioneering, jury rigging, naked jet fighter piloting, and knitting. I am also very good looking.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Jon Stewart on election night: "We're all going to have to wake up tomorrow morning and work like hell to move the world to the place that we prefer it to be." #DailyShow

[Ian Solecki @RandyTheShark]

@SarahCarms Ah, the days when every night out required 127 photos to be posted online and tagged before noon the next day!

[Ian Solecki @RandyTheShark]

@matttomic I'm curious about how the algorithm operates so I generally don't specifically block any accounts, but I got so fed up with Elon being the top post on my feed every time I opened the app, I finally just muted him, and the app has become 1000% better. Still shitty, but better.

[Ian Solecki @RandyTheShark]

@McCully I think the main argument is that some people - often, the most vulnerable people in a society - don't have an ID/aren't easily able to obtain one. So they would be disenfranchised, barring some other method of proving identity.

[Ian Solecki @RandyTheShark]

@matttomic The City of Owen Sound has exactly one escalator, built about 15 years ago with its new medical clinic, which has been down for maintenance for about 14 of those years until recently the sign changed to "permanently closed." One day, perhaps, we can aspire to be like Wyoming!

[Ian Solecki @RandyTheShark]

@BayshoreFred I'm standing in the way of a bingo now, shit.

[Ian Solecki @RandyTheShark]

@algibbons Turns out the answer is... nothing? I got charged for another trip earlier in the same week but my one-exit trip wasn't listed. I feel like I've gotten away with murder!

[Ian Solecki @RandyTheShark]

@algibbons I was in a hurry the other day and took the 407 for one exit... I can't wait to see how many mortgage payments it's going to cost me!

[Ian Solecki @RandyTheShark]

@whatlaurenthinx Now I really want to put a camera on my cat... even though she doesn't go outside. Who knows what zany antics she gets up to??

[Ian Solecki @RandyTheShark]

@SarahCarms It's always 2003 at the harb!

[Ian Solecki @RandyTheShark]

@waziot @algibbons have you seen this

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

The Derby you’ve probably never heard of

[Ian Solecki @RandyTheShark]

@algibbons we've got a baby Einstein thing and the octopus has 5 arms. BABY EINSTEIN. EINSTEIN, LIKE THE REALLY SMART GUY

[Ian Solecki @RandyTheShark]

@algibbons don't even get me started on how few arms the octopii usually have

[Ian Solecki @RandyTheShark]

relentlessly quoting old simpsons episodes that nobody born after 1995 has ever heard of will be grandpa simpsons's "gimme five bees for a quarter" for my generation

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

She was fearless and crazier than him.
She was his queen, and God help anyone who dared to disrespect his queen.

[chao @chaod3r]

Nobody gets slizard nor fly like a G6 anymore I fear

[Ian Solecki @RandyTheShark]

@algibbons yes man, these next two weeks will be a great bounty for you, stock up!

[Ian Solecki @RandyTheShark]

@BayshoreFred

[Caylee @2kaRask]

my entire timeline right now