Randy “The Snowman” Townsen

Bokchito, Oklahoma | OU’ 79 | Sig Ep | Linkedin Warrior | Torta Enthusiast

[Randy “The Snowman” Townsen @RandyTownso5]

Purdy and shough in fantasy #gm #moneymoves

[Randy “The Snowman” Townsen @RandyTownso5]

Greetings

[Jonathan “John” Cox Jr. @JohnCox2324]

If I’m at the lake and a motherfucker pulls out this bullshit I’m sinking the boat.

[The Truth’s burner @KohlsBrew67]

Shorts with a long sleeve shirt is a top 2 clothing combo and it’s not 2. #debate me in the comments i want all the smoke

[Randy “The Snowman” Townsen @RandyTownso5]

Not a fan of airports

[Randy “The Snowman” Townsen @RandyTownso5]

Ex wife told me to come over later #booyah

[Benji Cobblestone @BenjCobb]

If your gas tank is on the left side your dick is massive. If it’s on the right you’re a tubby little cuck

[Randy “The Snowman” Townsen @RandyTownso5]

When is coach gonna sub me back in

[Randy “The Snowman” Townsen @RandyTownso5]

@ballhazin Sweet. I got a 2019

[Randy “The Snowman” Townsen @RandyTownso5]

My tan on my feet is so bad I look it looks like curious george

[Randy “The Snowman” Townsen @RandyTownso5]

Not proud of it, man enough to say it
I shaved my legs one time when I was 10 #notproud

[Randy “The Snowman” Townsen @RandyTownso5]

Tf #nukeitall

[Nate Higgers @Sawcon0]

I think the big yahu is trying to get through to me #🪵

[Randy “The Snowman” Townsen @RandyTownso5]

Good day to have a great day

[Randy “The Snowman” Townsen @RandyTownso5]

#bag as a caption is sick bro 🤙#shrink

[matt @MattsBestTweets]

2 year old nephew's favorite phrase is "butt penis" and it lands with the uncles every time.

[Randy “The Snowman” Townsen @RandyTownso5]

Game is gone #stopthesteal

[Randy “The Snowman” Townsen @RandyTownso5]

In this economy? #steal #awesomesauce

[Randy “The Snowman” Townsen @RandyTownso5]

Yeah bro, how’d you know I was going sec next year? #sendy