Jo-Ann E Wendt

[Jo-Ann E Wendt @randywendt]

http://t.co/oL93XHX5pX My life story is just like "Eat Pray Love" but without the last two.

[Jo-Ann E Wendt @randywendt]

There was a party in my pants and only one guy came... http://t.co/Os8NZ2pt5i

[Jo-Ann E Wendt @randywendt]

I just found some of my long lost relatives from Alabama on http://t.co/0htiKczAMn http://t.co/inAuNb4kM3

[Jo-Ann E Wendt @randywendt]

http://t.co/t7ev6gwDEk My son likes to kick things. He really needs a dog or a wife.

[Jo-Ann E Wendt @randywendt]

You can just walk into a Blockbuster and take a shit on the floor now. It's not even illegal. http://t.co/ilwD4hnG