~Miranda~

retired cult member

[~Miranda~ @Randy_candy17]

@mac_shirk Please no.

[~Miranda~ @Randy_candy17]

@elephantsrneat @theravingnerd lol, I think this was for you😂

[cally @callybloxam]

being new at a job is so embarrassing for no reason

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Men will be like “you’re out of my league and I don’t deserve you & this is why I will not even attempt to do the bare minimum in our relationship”

[~Miranda~ @Randy_candy17]

@socialistloser So glad you’re alright, this sounds terrifying.

[~Miranda~ @Randy_candy17]

@socialistloser 😳

[~Miranda~ @Randy_candy17]

@socialistloser Excuse me, what?

[Dylan Adler @DylanAdler6]

What is my personality if not trauma persevering

[~Miranda~ @Randy_candy17]

@socialistloser Wow I miss you

[~Miranda~ @Randy_candy17]

@socialistloser Hi hello me!

[~Miranda~ @Randy_candy17]

@Hannah_Cu_ She loves you too😭❤️

[Laå 🐾 @iitsLaa]

Being in ur 20’s is like “if i can just get through this week i’ll be ok” but it’s every freaking week

[~Miranda~ @Randy_candy17]

@mac_shirk I’m breaking up with you.

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

Lord grant me the confidence of a patient showing up 2 hours early for their appointment and demanding to be seen immediately

[Jordan @jordanconnealy]

“I’m just gonna get gas in the morning” is one of the worst decisions you can make as an adult.

[~Miranda~ @Randy_candy17]

Legitimately what some of my patients sound like coming in to ask the M.D to write them a medical document exempting them from wearing a mask in public 🙄🙄

[Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman]

why I won’t wear a mask

[~Miranda~ @Randy_candy17]

@its2chainzley 😂😂 seems accurate enough doesn’t it?

[Emmanuel Acho @EmmanuelAcho]

Dear white people,
For days you’ve asked me what you can do to help. I’ve finally found an answer.

Let your guard down and listen.

[✨🌿🌻 𝒜𝓇𝒾𝒶𝓃𝒶 🌻🌿✨ #BLM ✊🏽 @ArianaFenise_]

Being raised in a racist family isn’t an excuse for YOUR racism. It’s a TIRED excuse. If you’re an adult or old enough to know right from wrong. You’re old enough to educate yourself on the matter. If you’re racist at your big age it’s an active choice.