The Knee, J.D.

Jumping off cliffs, developing my wings on the way down. Seminary dropout. Attorney (but not yours). Penumbras and emanations are welcome.

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@derektmuller From the Southern District of the DC Circuit too! 💆🏻

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@Mappy6984 I’ve negotiated many o’ plea deals because of this. So, kind of up to you.

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@DietCoke_Esq The question:

“Do I have to show up to court for my hearing?”

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@MeidasTouch Extremely cop coded

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@croptopsllc If you can’t acknowledge that you’re lucky to be with the woman that you are with, you shouldn’t be given luck or a woman.

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@emlawcatmom What is the price of your peace? What is the value of your happiness?

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@HabCorpLinguist

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@Cobratate Trust me buddy, we can tell.

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@chriswithans Both exams are curved exams. Neither show anything about raw intellect or ability. They measure your performance against your fellow test takers on a given administration. This should tell you all you need to know. Also should reveal OP’s real knowledge of any of the process.

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@snowwhiteofcats @BarExamTutor Every year or so this discussion comes up again. And every year I can clock the comments of the people who have never taken either exam and are clearly not lawyers.

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@chriswithans For the love of god, let’s not start this discourse again on this app.

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@CynicalPublius Same people who fly the confederate flag.

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@LASHYBILLS The way he walks off to get the sledgehammer 😂. I just know that dude was eating boogers off of the seats in school buses and getting all D’s in High School.

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@JayTC53 Yes, let me help you make it make sense. One is protected speech, the other is not.

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@JesterJum You do realize that groceries get money when people use SNAP right? Like they don’t just flash a “give me free food” sing to the cashier right?

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@PaleoGOP I bet this idea slaps if you don’t understand correlation and causation. Probably slaps even harder if you completely ignore due process.

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@MicahBeckwith Was it not Jan 6 enough for you? Should they be saying a valid election was stolen so everyone can have the Lt. Governor of Indiana’s approval?

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@ANXIETYATLAW “I’m afraid the merits of your argument elude my ability to offer a forthright and charitable response”

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@zachary_aman @am_yers It means I advise you to prepare for trial because: I ain’t reading all of that, I’m happy for you, or sorry that happened.

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The draft board is going to get one good look at my knees and pull up old recruiting phone calls that the USMC made to me in ‘04 and realize Millennials ain’t it.

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BREAKING: U.S. Army is increasing the maximum enlistment age from 34 to 42.