Randy “The Force” Morningwood

Pissed off 24/7 | Central Arkansas 78’ | Deez Nuts Advocate | Picks Master | Avid Narcotics User | Liquor Is My Water

[Randy “The Force” Morningwood @RandytheForce]

@DetroitHater Looking to put the house on that one

[Randy “The Force” Morningwood @RandytheForce]

Gonna need Joey Chestnut to mow down some dogs today. This might be better than MJ’s return

[Randy “The Force” Morningwood @RandytheForce]

@DetroitHater Johnny,

July 4th might be coming early for you. Get your boots ready

[Randy “The Force” Morningwood @RandytheForce]

@FullAuto_Chip @DetroitHater Chip & John,

The way she handles and plays with balls and don’t get me started the way she allows others to find that open space, most definitely 🪵

Warm regards,
Randy

[Randy “The Force” Morningwood @RandytheForce]

@FullAuto_Chip @burtjohnson123 You’re out of your fucking mind. Just cause Brady can’t throw it as far doesn’t me he isn’t more talented. Brady the GOAT. 7 bowl wins speak for it

[Randy “The Force” Morningwood @RandytheForce]

@DaleBusch69 Dale,

We’re one lay away from putting us into retirement. We will hit big believe that

[Randy “The Force” Morningwood @RandytheForce]

@FullAuto_Chip @DetroitHater Chip he’s must’ve gone full retard. The C’s to tuck me in tonight.

[Randy “The Force” Morningwood @RandytheForce]

@DetroitHater You’ve gone full retard

[Randy “The Force” Morningwood @RandytheForce]

Expect this guy to be firing tonight. #bootsontheground Don’t make me lose my mind

[Randy “The Force” Morningwood @RandytheForce]

How I’m coming tonight. The double champ does what the fuck he wants @TheNotoriousMMA

[Randy “The Force” Morningwood @RandytheForce]

@FullAuto_Chip @DetroitHater Your out of your fucking mind. Give me the bread and I’m taking myself on a trip to Vegas

[Randy “The Force” Morningwood @RandytheForce]

@DetroitHater @FullAuto_Chip He ain’t choking this time. Bryson can choke on my nuts

[Randy “The Force” Morningwood @RandytheForce]

@russhenleygolf +7 are you fucking kidding me. Need a better round tomorrow out of you kid. I know you can do it

[Randy “The Force” Morningwood @RandytheForce]

@DetroitHater Cheers to having a few and then a few more

[Randy “The Force” Morningwood @RandytheForce]

Mimosas on a Saturday are you fucking kidding me #igotallday

[Randy “The Force” Morningwood @RandytheForce]

@FullAuto_Chip Goal of the day. Get shots on net. One will eventually go in. #SOGS

[Randy “The Force” Morningwood @RandytheForce]

Puck drop very soon stay tuned 🏒

[Randy “The Force” Morningwood @RandytheForce]

@DetroitHater Johnny,

That will be the drink of the night. Don’t care if I can’t fall asleep

[Randy “The Force” Morningwood @RandytheForce]

@DaleBusch69 @FullAuto_Chip Takeoff will start tonight and will be traveling all around town

[Randy “The Force” Morningwood @RandytheForce]

How I’ll be moving tonight. Ain’t nobody gonna stop me #TheForceincoming