Randy 👽🦋

[Randy 👽🦋 @RandyyRose]

Brb getting 'Lmaooooo' tattooed so I have this moment forever

[G-Eazy @G_Eazy]

@RandyyRose Lmaooooo

[Randy 👽🦋 @RandyyRose]

@cenj__ tell me you spent the morning in pdx without telling me

[Randy 👽🦋 @RandyyRose]

Asked for a 19% raise & left with a 43% raise 🤩💅☺️🫶😭🎉

[Randy 👽🦋 @RandyyRose]

@TTenns her mom was a vendor at the farmers market I used to run here in MT 😂 not what you’d expect

[Randy 👽🦋 @RandyyRose]

🥲🥲

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

Just because you were too stupid to understand this is what you were voting for doesn’t mean this isn’t what you voted for

[Randy 👽🦋 @RandyyRose]

just found out about summer house & im pissed I wasn’t in the loop

[Randy 👽🦋 @RandyyRose]

predicting a @Tinashe summer now

[Randy 👽🦋 @RandyyRose]

why are men leaving women on mountain hikes so often that there’s a name for it ??

[Randy 👽🦋 @RandyyRose]

saw a random guy being a creep in a girls TikTok live so I sent screenshots to his gf- I got time

[Randy 👽🦋 @RandyyRose]

when we getting the Miley bowl?

[Randy 👽🦋 @RandyyRose]

having 3 dogs is NOT for the weak

[Randy 👽🦋 @RandyyRose]

somebody has to have footage of Victoria dancing at the wedding

[Chris Murphy @christress]

Brooklyn Beckham upstaging MLK on his day… Martin had a dream but brooklyn has the tea

[Randy 👽🦋 @RandyyRose]

why do marching bands make me cry

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

I’m not a lawyer but if you call someone a ‘fucking bitch’ after you shoot them 3 times in the face does that show malicious intent?

[ً @cryst6ls]

lord take my pain away and give it to nicki minaj

[Randy 👽🦋 @RandyyRose]

@JordanDaBarbiie @sauerjaz my thoughts are with you during this difficult time 💔💔

[Randy 👽🦋 @RandyyRose]

@cenj__ same tillie, same.

[+ @oliviersaidhi]

i b at the grocery store every time like dam what do i like to eat and drink

[Ron Wyden @RonWyden]

SNAP and WIC funding runs out in 9 days