RangRang

🇸🇪 | Wolf | Your mom |

[グラサン@エグゾプライマルの災害 @o_youry]

アイルーかわい〜

[Marshy_Morné 💜🦌 @Marshy_Fur]

Stupid cat ♟️

[RangRang @RangRangWolf]

@b0xcat @PostNL My favorite is when they say "We missed you, nobody was home" when you're working from home

[🦮DL @DLongL]

Pup...u do know u are a fire type Pokémon, right?
📍Montaña de los Gatos, El Retiro, Madrid
#Pokemonart #arcanine

[🍉Ms Jade🍇OPEN COMMS✨ @MsJadeart]

smile for the photoooo

[RangRang @RangRangWolf]

@Marshy_Fur I had to go to the Emergency room after eating those two chopsticks 😔

[RangRang @RangRangWolf]

Valentines day comic commission from @Marshy_Fur ❤️ Much love for my lieverd, Ryoda 🥰

[aryl ⌬⌬⌬ @endless_sine]

i am a Microsoft exec and this is what we are launching in Q3 of 2026

[DAT @Dat_Del_luna]

레고시 키링 왔어요!

[불닭에 치즈추가 @Ddx_0o]

🐱🐶

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[RangRang @RangRangWolf]

@Marshy_Fur Lock the fuck in 😎 We're off to deliver clowns to a mining station

[Marshy_Morné 💜🦌 @Marshy_Fur]

READYY CHEECKKK!!!!!
Barotrauma commission i did for the amazing @RangRangWolf !!!
one of the greatest friend I can ever ask for!
#furryartwork #furry #barotrauma

[Marshy_Morné 💜🦌 @Marshy_Fur]

Finished the big background com for the good boy @Spikebeboi !!!
again, very proud with how it came out!!

[Marshy_Morné 💜🦌 @Marshy_Fur]

Did a com for @RangRangWolf
look at em getting clean and havin fun! 💜

[Marshy_Morné 💜🦌 @Marshy_Fur]

Last month I drew for my friend @RangRangWolf and their partner in cosplay for their anniversary, can you guys guess who they are cosplaying???

[RangRang @RangRangWolf]

@DefusX @RonithaLynx Grab the hunting horn. We're going Kulu-Ya-Ku hunting 😎

[RangRang @RangRangWolf]

@DefusX Port-wine from Robin Hill.... or whatever you just said! 🫡

[RangRang @RangRangWolf]

@Spikebeboi 💃🕺